naughty u

A sexual position where both parties lie on their sides, apart from each other but facing each other with their legs extended

Last night my girlfriend and I did the naughty U.

"What's your favorite position?" "I'm feeling Naughty U"

by Doa Deere February 13, 2018

naughty head

Naughty head. The lowest of the low. This special combination of words is reserved only for the scummiest of scum. Said scummy person has to have committed at least two capital crimes (Murder, Terrorism, Pedophilia etc.) and Pedophiles in general.

This word can also be used for the big greedy corporate wall street CEO's that only care about themselves.

Some real life examples of a few naughty heads:

Charles Manson (Serial Murder)
Osama Bin Laden (Terrorist)
Semion Mogilevich (Fraud)
Tony Hayward
Jeffrey Kindler
John G. Stumpf

You get the idea. Please only use this word when you really need to.

by NiceHead April 11, 2012

naughty watermelon

When a watermelon grows up and becomes infested with bad seeds.

YOU ARE SUCH A NAUGHTY WATERMELON. YOU WILL NEVER BE LOVED OR EATEN. GO DIE IN A LAVA AND (LAVA RESISTANT) RAT INFESTED HOLE FOR YOU INSIDES TO BURN AND BE EATEN. (So I guess you will end up being eaten after all!)

by NAUGHTY WATERMELLON June 18, 2018

Naughty Knee grow

The sexual act of dumping out a container of cotton balls and forcing another to pick them up while being pounded from behind, and upon completion using the male member as a paint brush to slather the generated butt grease on the recipients face, avoiding the eyes and lips.

Carter upon arriving late, was surprised with a naughty knee grow in the job trailer, after completion of his organic face painting was then referred to as Mr Blowjangles for the remainder of the work day

by Gingerly ginger February 15, 2022

Naughty Google

Looking up pics of nude chicks to jackoff to.

I couldn't watch porn last night so i just went Naughty Google

by crazyeskimo August 5, 2012

A Naughty Alfie

One who loves to have sex with Lisa Howard every single night. He spunks all over his bangers while Brandon plays xbox.

I Gave Lisa A Naughty Alfie last night

by Dhhdisisbwbegwywyshshshs July 15, 2020

Naughty adult elf

A naughty adult elf is a middle to upper management man who behaves himself all year round but at the company Christmas party, he plays up by drinking,dancing and kissing the secretary

Did you see Chris last night on the dance floor? I thought he had a family but he was kissing little Xiaoping!!! What a naughty adult elf!!

by Bowslosski October 31, 2023