Naperville Patch

A website that delivers all the gay news about Naperville including jobs, events, and crime. Most of the crime is done by niggers except for the E Sam shit. Any comments that are posted saying anything that does not fit a liberal agenda are deleted and the user is suspended.

X Nad: Why did my account get suspended? All I said was "Lets guess who" on a article talking about the armed robbery in Naperville.

K Kee: It's the Naperville Patch! All the writers are fag liberals who suck JB dick.

X Nad: Oh ok, that makes sense now

by Whoopi/Hafner nems July 18, 2022

nappest

being the best at taking a nap.

no one naps like me. I'm the nappest.

by joshaintfunny October 7, 2022

Nappetizer

A form of rest shorter than a nap – never longer than 20 minutes – that occurs late in the day but still a few hours before actually going to sleep for the night.

I was really tired and it was only 8pm but I wanted to stay up until at least 2am, so I decided to take a nappetizer for 10 minutes.

by Licensed_Nerd February 10, 2023

Nipper/Nippa

Trying to say the n-word without being racist.

Person: *saying racist jokes*
Person2: Bro I’m Black
Person 1: Sorry my nipper/nippa

by Skywalker The III June 12, 2023

Napervilling

When a guy and a girl are going on a date or hanging out, and the girl is more dressed up than the guy.

Guy 1: Check out the girl and the guy over there. She’s totally Napervilling him.
Guy 2: Yeah, she’s got a full dress on and he’s in flip-flops.

by Sw4mi G July 20, 2024

Napervilling

When a guy and a girl are going on a date or hanging out, and the girl is more dressed up than the guy.

Guy 1: Hey, check out that guy and that girl. She’s totally napervilling him.

Guy 2: I see what you mean. He’s wearing flip-flops and shorts and she’s all dolled up in a dress.

by Sw4mi G July 20, 2024

Naperville Chill

The act of placing an icecube in your mouth and sucking off your buddy. A common method for "cooling off" during the hot months of summer in the city of Naperville, Illinois.

Hey, Tim, you're looking kind of hot, why don't I give you a Naperville Chill?

by endlessskulls420 October 5, 2024