Speccy naepals

You wear glasses and have no friends, doesn't matter if the person your calling this doesn't wear glasses and has got friends, it's still effective

Joe: Im gonnae do you in
Jack: mate shut up ya wee Speccy naepals

by Mr HateCrime May 6, 2021

window of napportunity

The time frame appropriate for a nap. For instance, between 12 and 4.

Mary: I'm getting pretty tired.
Shea: But we've got homework, and it's 5:30. Way outside window of napportunity.

by charger752 October 22, 2010

World's Best Napper

1. Someone who is the global champ of napping in general
2. A professional, decorated, napper

ie. Kenya is a WBN World's Best Napper champ 18 years running.
ie. Key is the World's best napper .
ie. Michael could never be a World's Best Napper .

by Kenya1198 May 8, 2013

new york napalm

The act of running over another whilst simultaneously excreting upon them. The New York napalm can be improved if the runner has spicy faecal matter, for example having a spicy curry the night before.

"Elaine got a right good New York napalm,you can really tell she has a rash on her chest. Must have been matts vindaloo"

"Dude I know she's wearing a really low top. You can tell what's happened"

by Luke Gooden April 26, 2014

nappy dugout

bushy vagina

Rosaura has a nappy dugout

by JC June 27, 2002

Napalm and SillyPutty

the funniest fucking book ever by George Carlin

hahahahah ehs s funny

by butt licka February 15, 2004

Nappy Headed Ho's

A slang name for members of the 2007 championship women's Ruckers basketball team. First coined by the legendary shock jock Don Imus. Although mainstream media dubbed it as a racist remark it is really used as a more general term to describe broke-down bitches of all races. Misunderstanding that by using the term "Nappy Headed" Imus was merely making reference to the players unkept appearance not there black heritage and that with the word "ho" he was simple making reference to them as women and not prostitutes the media lead by Al Sharpton embarked on a witch hunt to ruin his career. This statement proved to be costly for Imus because he ended getting fired from both CBS & NBC over the incident.

1. Did Imus say nappy headed ho's, I think he should have said nappy headed bro cause these half these chicks have more facial hair then my grandpa.

by JesusChristSr April 20, 2007