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jimi-napping

The unlawful act of capturing and carrying away a strangely homosexual man, with a rather small wiener that tends to touch your ears a lot and call you papa, against their will and holding them in false imprisonment.

Usually occurs with no additional request for random as the ear touching tends to be enough.
"He was jimi-napped, what should we do?!"

(confusion sets in)

..."another jimi-napping?!"

(police respond)

"We just need to wait for him to make his move, hopefully he'll leave the damn guy's ear alone.
by jimony snicket August 5, 2010
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SF napkin

An Xbox Live player who frequently plays RTS games, and is actually a member of a clan based off of an RTS game known as 'Command & Conquer' that originated shortly after the release of the fore mentioned game back in 1995. The clan he is a member of, worships the charismatic leader named 'Kane' of the evil forces known as 'NOD' and will usually be a very skilled player. Although many of the games this person has not played, this person, as most of their clan do, will usually pick the game up in a matter of moments, and be outplaying even the seasoned pros. Watch out for his tricks, he is known for being very misleading and WILL take advantage of a situation as soon as the opportunity arises.
Player: "Oh f, how did u know i was going to be there?"

SF napkin: "HA HA!! I was always watching, i am always watching."

Player: wtf man

SF napkin: "HA! you cant hide anywhere, so just come out and this will end quick....."
by xboxliveperson August 14, 2010
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courtesy napkin

That useless little scrap of paper wrapped around your ice cream cone/coffee cup/fish sandwich/etc. It's absolutely useless except possibly as toilet paper, but it shows you that the food people care.
I've got ice cream all over my hands now, thanks to that stupid courtesy napkin.
by littlebleu August 15, 2010
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dunch napkin

the warm feeling on your neck when you're going down on a girl and she farts
by barnacle jow January 17, 2011
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Desktop Nappin

resting your head on the desk in the classroom from back in the day.
Desktop Nappin is when your so tired that you rest your head anywhere through out the day, but only when you got a lot on your menu, it's like when you rested your head on the desk in the classroom from back in the day.
by Jack Atallah February 15, 2013
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daddy napkins

The cloth in which your daddy uses to wipe his semen of your mother, could be off her chest, stomach, back, etc.
*your parents just had sex*
Mom: hey go grab a daddy napkins;)
Dad: which color should we use tonight?
by Xboxgamertags December 17, 2013
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booger-napkin

An extremely snotty, annoying, usually deliberately obnoxious person. This person goes above and beyond mere snotty-ness. Usually used when you really want to say "asshole" "dick" or "cunt" but can't.
My boss is a booger-napkin. He has long boring staff meeting every pay day.

My cat the original booger-napkin peed in my shoe.

Give me back the TV remote you booger-napkin!

You are a booger- napkin when you drink!
by Tupac Insecure April 14, 2014
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