pink mitten

when a persons asshole is pulled out exposing the intestine (usually due to the insertion of a large dildo) and then it puckers and is sucked back in. Also refered to as a pink starfish.

damn bitch, that sure is a nasty pink mitten you got there

by Kdawgy December 29, 2006

atomic mutton

a group of nold slags out on the piss on a Saturday night

by eddie23 August 6, 2003

muttenthroat

when you eat too much dirty pussy and your tonsils explode due to toxic oils in the cum due to a clash in bodily fluids leaving a deadly reaction leaving your tonsils to expand and get a radical cough

no way romain got muttenthroat off Georgia that’s grim!

by zak dobson April 6, 2022

mutton chop beauty

one stage up from "you beauty!".

easily applied in a sporting context but generally a handy universal phrase, shortened to just mutton chop if you like.

"that girl was a mutton chop beauty"

by king edwards April 1, 2009

mutton list

A list composed of people who you just want to hit upside the head with a leg o' mutton. Also, it can include the reason why you would like to do so.

Mutton List:
1. Brad Pitt-beard
2. Ty- the pencil thrower
3. Austin- the shemale

by kanickys654 March 23, 2010

Mutton chaser

An overweight eunich that doesn'thave any friends.

Danny Golden from Duluth is such a mutton chaser.

by Danny from Duluth May 8, 2011

Mattene

If you have ever heard of Utopian men, individuals given the name 'Mattene' are the most beautiful, gorgeous, and attractive human beings ever to grace planet earth.

Individuals by the name Mattene, are known for their amiability, ravishing elegance, and enchanting charisma.

Unfortunately, they come in rather smaller sizes, so if looking for said individual - hunt low.

Person 1: "My god! Is that... is that a... Mattene?!"
Person 2: "Heavens have mercy, it is!"
Person 1: "It's so... pulchritudinous!"
Person 2: "Say what?"
Person 1: "IT'S SEXY!"

by Mynamecan'tbeblank February 8, 2013