murray

murray loves his surfboard more then his boyfriends Jarrah and Falcon. he parts his hair in a weird way and is always looking in the mirror.

jarrah: give me a kiss
Murray: no later I'm surfing

by eeeeeeeooooooo June 20, 2022

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The Murray Juxtaposition

To spend money lavishly on items, experiences or fads that are not essential to everyday life. All the while complaining at a lack of money or poor social of living conditions for yourself or your family. Particularly prevalent during periods of insecurity surrounding someones residence/living arrangements.

(Assisted by TwoSpell_Wizard)

Andy: Unbelievable those council bastards are making us homeless in 6 months! We can’t afford to move right now.

Jack: Does that mean you’ll be giving up the season ticket then? That sucks mate.

Andy: Oh no thats staying. Me and the family are heading down for a few days next weekend.

Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition

by anonymous June 3, 2022

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Murray

The goat of all goats. the god of all gods. he is a majestic person who is adored by everyone. he is very smart and never lets anyone down. he talks way to much but is an overall amazing person.

"i wish i was friends with murray"
"i know right!"

by the urban adder September 21, 2020

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