1. To strike someone through any part of the body of another.
2. A specific form of hamfwamf, where the weaponized motherfucker is somehow worn by the attacker.
2. A specific form of hamfwamf, where the weaponized motherfucker is somehow worn by the attacker.
Observer 1: “Did you see that? He punched that dude’s head into that other dude’s head!“
Observer 2: “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.“
Observer 1: “What?”
Observer 2: “You know, like, he’s got Kermit on his hand, and fuckin’ Kermit’s like...” makes a headbutting motion, that would be a punch for the puppeteer “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.”
Observer 1: “Why are you like this?”
Observer 2: “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.“
Observer 1: “What?”
Observer 2: “You know, like, he’s got Kermit on his hand, and fuckin’ Kermit’s like...” makes a headbutting motion, that would be a punch for the puppeteer “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.”
Observer 1: “Why are you like this?”
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Get the Naff muppet mug.Sticking ones hand up anothers anus, as if putting a puppet on your hand, then proceeding to move hand in speaking motion while listening to partner scream like a muppet.
by spoofcake September 17, 2017
Get the Muppeting mug.Scary looking people, usually living in small, rural towns, who even creators from Jim Henson's Creature Shop would find terrifying and throw away.
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Get the dumpster muppet mug.A Slut Muppet is an individual who is easily controlled by/in sexual situations.
One who will do just about anything to get laid and/or can be bribed with very trivial items to gain sex from them.
One who will do just about anything to get laid and/or can be bribed with very trivial items to gain sex from them.
Guy 1: Dude your sister is SO hot! But I think she's out of my league.
Guy 2: You're right, she's too hot for you, but have no fears, cuz she's a Slut Muppet anyway!
Guy 2: You're right, she's too hot for you, but have no fears, cuz she's a Slut Muppet anyway!
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Noun: a general insulting term to describe an undesirable person.
Noun: a general insulting term to describe an undesirable person.
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