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Ca'muppet 

-Noun-

An individual pertaining to the looks, characteristics,and/or persona of a muppet.

Ex: Weight,height,skin tone,hair color and amount on body,playing piano,banjo,drums,guitar,bass,or organ.Being attracted to pigs,performing stand-up comedy, or driving a Studebaker.
a-Hey John did you see that new girl?
b-No, what does she look like?
a-Well, she's black,really hairy,and short.I mean, she's not the prettiest girl in the world,I'll leave it at that.Though despite her looks, she's really cool. She plays the piano and talks about life and it's ways. She's pretty much a ca'muppet.
b-She sounds...nice.
Ca'muppet by Arthur Reinwald January 14, 2008
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Dirty Muppet 

1. A female with overall poor hygiene and unkempt looks and/or physique.

2. An dirty, unkempt vagina.
Dude, that chick is a dirty muppet. I can totally smell her from here.
Dirty Muppet by Anthony_H March 21, 2013

finger muppet 

Somebody who contorts their fingers while posing for photograph.
Look at those finger muppets trying look cooler than they are. Try hards.
finger muppet by LowHz September 11, 2016

dumpster muppet 

Scary looking people, usually living in small, rural towns, who even creators from Jim Henson's Creature Shop would find terrifying and throw away.
I recently visited a small town in south-central Pennsylvania crawling with Dumpster Muppets.
dumpster muppet by Genwal April 20, 2018

Slut Muppet 

A Slut Muppet is an individual who is easily controlled by/in sexual situations.

One who will do just about anything to get laid and/or can be bribed with very trivial items to gain sex from them.
Guy 1: Dude your sister is SO hot! But I think she's out of my league.

Guy 2: You're right, she's too hot for you, but have no fears, cuz she's a Slut Muppet anyway!
Slut Muppet by Etho Aprilis February 23, 2018

stupid muppet 

Specifically points to Holmes Eco Finn Li. He who is always acting like a muppet.
Shut up! You dirty skiver!! STUPID MUPPET!!!!!!!

stupid muppet 

Specifically points to Holmes Eco Finn Li, Who always acting like a puppet.