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by Lola wants a bone December 27, 2019
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Muppeted

When one's sexual partner inserts their entire hand and wrist almost up to the elbow into one's asshole they gain the ability to work one's body like a fuckin Muppet
I don't remember that was I being muppeted?
by Mick diggler March 11, 2021
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Muppet Juice

Muppet juice is the term used to describe liquid methamphetamine that is used for injection purposes. It's often used by people that inject methamphetamine directly into the bloodstream using a hypodermic syringe.

The reason it's called Muppet juice is because not all but many amphetamine users have no teeth due to the amphetamines and lack of care cause their teeth to rot out (meth mouth)
So in essence the methamphetamine has caused them to have no teeth and they look like a muppet. So when they are asking for their drug of choice they refer to it as Muppet juice
Hey ___ I star a new job on Monday, ya think you can front me a gram of that Muppet juice til next Friday??
by Bluemnmz888 November 8, 2021
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Muppet Gapped

Getting gapped so hard by GodofYinandYang
When the enemy lose so hard in a league game it not just diff it a Muppet gapped
by Yomyslime August 8, 2021
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Muppet

A person who sings or plays in a band.
Used to describe people that entertain other people but in reality there such making a fool of them selfs.
That band is a bunch of muppets!
by Martin (J) May 3, 2008
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Muppet

A person who does stupid and often retarted things
Look at Gary, he just popped a stiffy in front of his cousin. What a muppet
by Jiffyjustpoppedastiffy May 18, 2019
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Slut Muppet

A Slut Muppet is an individual who is easily controlled by/in sexual situations.

One who will do just about anything to get laid and/or can be bribed with very trivial items to gain sex from them.
Guy 1: Dude your sister is SO hot! But I think she's out of my league.

Guy 2: You're right, she's too hot for you, but have no fears, cuz she's a Slut Muppet anyway!
by Etho Aprilis February 23, 2018
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