by Wolfboy69 March 16, 2009
Get the Falafel munchermug. A man or woman who partakes in the delicacy also known as eating out. A cunt chomper. A muff diver. One who engages in cunnilingus.
Scott: "So did you do Beth last night?"
Max: "Do her, I had her for a late nite snack, breakfast, mid-morning treat, lunch and dinner! Literally!!. I ate her out for hours until my cheeks were red from her puss oil. I would have to say that I am a serious carpet muncher guy, I couldn't get enough."
Scott: "Sounds great, too bad I blew in her before you met up with her dude!"
Max: "Do her, I had her for a late nite snack, breakfast, mid-morning treat, lunch and dinner! Literally!!. I ate her out for hours until my cheeks were red from her puss oil. I would have to say that I am a serious carpet muncher guy, I couldn't get enough."
Scott: "Sounds great, too bad I blew in her before you met up with her dude!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the carpet munchermug. a nancy boy or queer; a member of the "homogenized persuasion," an unadulterated, unmitigated, bred-in-the-bone, dyed-in-the wool, etched-in-stone
cruiser on the chocolate freeway.
cruiser on the chocolate freeway.
Greenwich Village is the official "faggot capital of the world," so I am told, and features a plethora of mattress-munching cackpipe cosmonauts!
by weave September 7, 2003
Get the MATTRESS MUNCHERmug. carpet munching is a fun thing to do with a fit girl which involves eating out a girl's vagina : classically a lesbian would be called a "Carpet muncher" if she has licked out another girl.
"Ere mayte did ya know that kimmy girl is a right carpet muncher"
"i know init bled she ate out my cat"
"i know init bled she ate out my cat"
by kimberlychan July 11, 2007
Get the carpet munchermug. 
A person who lives online who likes to smoke drugs and hates people called duncan. They also like to suck people off.
by Jake12001200 August 26, 2011
Get the toastface munchermug. The word cat muncher refers to someone that eats poor defenseless kittens. Or a noob with a bad temper.
First definition:
omgz0r a cat muncher is trying to get my catz!
Second definition:
person 1 :Do that again and you will be banned from the server!!!!
person 2: zomg dont be such a cat muncher
omgz0r a cat muncher is trying to get my catz!
Second definition:
person 1 :Do that again and you will be banned from the server!!!!
person 2: zomg dont be such a cat muncher
by Unknown8945646223 February 13, 2008
Get the cat munchermug.