Vagina Muffler

Its where you stick a vagina on a tail pipe start the engine, and hear the biggest queef you have ever heard and then drive.

"Holy shit i gave Sarah the biggest Vagina Muffler last night! You could have heard it all through the town!"
"I heard it"

by The Vag wrecker September 14, 2009

Muffer Fluffer

One who fluffs the muff :)

some one on a porn set who is required to "prepare" the woman's muff....muffer fluffer :D

by nae n tha hoof December 10, 2010

miffler

Someone who enjoys sticking their nose into people rectums and then proceeds to sniff hardcore. Also known as a rectum reader.

Mathias: Oh man Beth you are such a miffler.
Beth: Tyler, I hate you.
Me: Huh?

by Tyler Sadex May 20, 2004

muffled fart

When a male eats out a females butt and she happens to fart.

hey jan wanna go and give me a muffled fart

by goldbrood77 May 28, 2008

Muffler Beard

A failure of a beard....kinda looks like a scarf on the guys neck...very very unattractive

"ew look at him with his muffler beard"

by oh.my. February 5, 2010

muffler marks

the residual shit stains in your underwear at the end of the day. Just like skid marks, but more apt to be from a possible shart.

Randy was prone to excessive muffler marks so he switched from tighty whities to dark boxers.

by turriblechuck February 19, 2012

Mufflebush

When you're going down on a girl an you put a condom on, while still eating her out, without her knowing she's about to get your dick and then you ambush her muffle (stick it in)

Bro I mufflebushed this girl lastnight she had no idea it was coming

"Bro was it awkward when you were putting on the condom"
"Nah bro i never waste time like that, gotta learn to multitask, I mufflebushed her, she had no idea it was coming"

by J-baker June 14, 2016