moritz

has a smal penis so he sucks a lot of dick's

hey moritz

by lars was hier November 30, 2021

Maritess productions

A production company that over-achieves at school projects to the extent that they make other people feel bad.

Justin: Hey guys look at my project!
*shows project*
Quang: Oh thats nice. Lemme show you mine from Maritess Productions.
*hold out super 3-D pop out shit super colorful amazing jaw dropping flabbergasting project*
Justin: Oh mine sucks compared to yours.
Quang: I know. :D

by Youknowwhatitishappyface March 4, 2011

Mohit Kumar

An actor who makes pouts while crying
Blocking his own fans is his favourite timepass
He is always scared of his girlfriend
His favourite one-liner is "Mind your own business"

Mohit Kumar is a self obsessed insan

by Mohlover January 26, 2021

Mohit

Captain of the badminton team and a creature who hails from the depths of Madras.
Can also be pronounced as Slohit or M. Tit

Hello Mohit whats on the agenda for today?
Nothing Joe, just gonna hit the badminton courts

by OmarSna September 2, 2008

mojito

Synonym for "thank you," usually used to express extreme gratitude.

BONES: Would you like a cold beverage?
TED: Yes. Mojito! Would you care to partake of my floss?
BONES: Mojito!
TED: Bonfire.

by Cold Bones July 4, 2007

meritza

someone who is a day dreamer not focused and ditsy also a clumsy clutz and very sneaky and also a compulsive hubituous liar and eats alot.

"you sweep just like meritza"

by big ange January 6, 2014

Meritocracy

Academic cycle jerk

Meritocracy: when your government type is just a sapiosexual orgy.

by AshleeLuna June 11, 2019