moldy penis

1) a penis that has not been properly treated after an encounter with a mold infested vagina. The penis in question must be kept in a state suitable to mold growth. IE the person does not wash the penis, yet occasionally gets it wet while refuseing to see a doctor to get the mold infection removed.

Please note that a moldy penis is not allways noticed by the mold. Leaky faucet syndrome is a common precursor to the mold surrounding the penis and perhaps within the penis. As with all stds know your partner. The number of partners a person has had directly correlates to the prevalence of moldy penis syndrome.

by jokkker December 11, 2013

Prince Moledi

The feeling of being the greatest to ever do it.

I felt like Prince Moledi while playing soccer today.

by Prince Moledi November 6, 2018

molded the clay

to jack off or masterbait for so long it looks like ur making something out of clay.

dude, i molded the clay so hard last night, it was AMAZING!

by el broat October 7, 2009

Mold sack

An ugly piece of crap, or someone worthless to yours or anyone else's life, and they smell and look like piece of moist moldy dump

Tony Francin, just leave, everyone hates you plus you are a Mold Sack

by Primetime#1 June 5, 2010

mold an action figure

to take a crap.

I will be in the bathroom for a while cause I have to mold an action figure.

by agentbunny November 1, 2010

Moldy Steamwhistle

A blow job on a really dirty skanky penis. (most likely after a prolonged time without washing like a festival)

Oh man, After a week of camping with no shower at burningman she gave me a Moldy Steamwhistle!

At the end of the festival I got a moldy Steamwhistle from a babe

by Mskorianz September 5, 2012

moldy

Moldy describes a certain type of person who lives in the Washington, D.C. area. The way the act, dress, talk, etc. is so commonplace, it's as if they've come out of a mold.

Piper: "Omigod, Taylor, I'm starrrrrving! Want to go to Chop't on our lunch break and get some salads with no dressing?"

Taylor: "Um, yeah, obvi, Pipes. Let me just change into my Tory Burch flats and I'll be ready. K?"

The aboce exchange represents two moldy people discussing lunch plans.

by Em B. October 24, 2014