mobist

mobist is a term to describe pc users who use discriminative words against mobile havers. being mobist isn’t cool. its extremely offensive..

mobist: hey look at this picture
mobile user: i cant i’m on mobile you mobist

mobist: ugh

by fayscoffin January 20, 2022

Mobius 1 fox 2!

what sky-eye says when mobius 1 launches a missile

mobius 1: *launcheds missile*

Awacs skye-eye: <<Mobius 1 fox 2!>>

by Noremac_lol May 22, 2023

The Mobius Position

The (future) sexual position where you comfortably perform oral sex on yourself using wormhole/portal technology.

“So, to perform The Mobius Position, all I have to do is slide my body halfway into one end, rotate the other end 180 degrees, and I’ll have my crotch in my face…hmmmm.”

by ebbonloft June 2, 2014

Mobile ATM

Term used by to describe tourists that are easy targets and robbed of their belongings and moneys while they do sightseeing on foot.

Good heavens, look at all the mobile ATM's with their expensive cameras and wallets sticking out of their pockets.

by Abie Martin February 3, 2007

Steek Mobile

A car driven by a steek

The car with either be a vauxhall nova
or a vauxhall corsa with the driver side seat horizontal and driver with 1 hand on the top of the wheel like an elephants trunk

by mistral April 22, 2003

Madden Mobile Gods

A group of angry bearded women who created a powder-blue-eyed Ellen Degeneres lookalike manchild sociopath. This sociopath went on to find YouTube fame, and as of November 2017 has more than 500,000 subscribers. The Madden Mobile Gods reside in the bedroom closet of an undisclosed location in Michigan, USA.

The Ellen Degeneres lookalike spends 6 hours a night worshipping the Madden Mobile Gods in his closet.
Bella once caught the Madden Mobile Gods’ worshipper in deep worship, and she has not been spotted near the undisclosed location since.
Can I join the Madden Mobile Gods worship rituals?

by Bill Belichick’s smile November 25, 2017

Virgin Mobile

When a nun is in a wheelchair.

That nun is in a wheelchair, she is called virgin mobile.

by Pissface&Pussface February 11, 2019