kitchen mitten

A variation of the Alabama Hot Pocket, where a lesbian shits in her partners vagina and they use the feces as a phallus.

Mike McDaniel gave a kitchen mitten to Tyreek Hill.

by Leftfootl875 December 21, 2023

Sleeping with the big mittens on

When someone is finally resting or accepting a situation, after they've been fighting it. (Based on their use on hospital patients, who may be fighting to pull out IVs or foleys, and so they put "big mittens" on their hands so they can't hurt themselves, and they finally fall asleep.")

"Is your friend still suing their landlord to get their deposit back?" "No, she's decided to let it go. She's sleeping with the big mittens on."

by ndwoods January 16, 2024

butt mittens

little lint pieces that get stuck in your butt crack and get twisted in your booty hairs. You usually come upon them when tongue punching the fart box.

I was damn near bout to eat that ass but she got butt mittens so I dipped.

by JesseEatsThisAss January 10, 2023

Keeping Mittens Safe

All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.

This is a Keeping Mittens Safe situation.

by Nork^er January 13, 2019

Double snow filled mittens

The act of two guys scissoring with the tips of their penis' inside the other's anus and simultaneously ejaculating

T-dot and Branduski were overwhelmed with joy after creating double snow filled mittens

by Branduski/T-Dot June 7, 2018

Cheesy Mitten

a nickname for the state of Wisconsin.

Hey, have you visited the cheesy mitten yet?

by odinhirules August 29, 2022

Moist mittens

When two people hold hands and they get really sweaty and gross.

Dude I was so nervous it was full moist mittens with her

by Sloppy sambo April 30, 2022