Miranda

A nice girl who plays soccer. She is kind, caring, and is a great friend. She is average height with blonde hair and stormy blue eyes. If you get her as a friend you're very lucky. She has a weird laugh and will go on and on laughing, sometimes snorting. She should have a dog named Maya. If she doesn't she's not a real Miranda.

"Omg, it's a Miranda! With her dog Maya!"
"Wow, it's a real Miranda!"
*Everyone dies*

by kjagwojsfnsljd February 28, 2020

Miranda Cosgrove

Miranda Cosgrove is a hot girl who is talended and can marry me

Dang Miranda Cosgrove is hot

by .xandriavsp July 27, 2021

Miranda

Attention seeking nun that loves Jesus more than her mum. Loves kinky anime shows and lives on a dirty shit riddled farm.

Fuck off miranda

by Zachary acmed May 3, 2018

Miranda Lambert

A country singer who is well known for being a Nashville Star Finalist. She is one of the best country acts today. Miranda Lambert became well-known through her single "Kerosene," which is much better than all that generic pop-country that has been invading the radio nowadays.

Person 1: I hate country! How can you listen to that?
Person 2: *Plays Miranda Lambert*
Person 1: Wow, this is amazing!

by wingkon December 7, 2009

Miranda

Miranda is a funny 😆,smart 🤓,and kind😆Normal Miranda would have VERYYY......VERYYY LONG HAIRRR😅.Miranda would always make your day.She’s super smart and her friends might ask for some help on questions.Miranda would sometimes have a sister named Julissa!!!!!!👭

Julissa: I want to be a ninja

Miranda: If you want to be a ninja be a ninja!!!😂

by Mirandacardoza11111111111 November 5, 2018

mercantile pretzel

A man fucking a woman while being fucked in the ass.
Mercantile is a popular gay bar in the heart of California's capital city, Sacramento, leaning it's name to the the said "pretzel"

Treighton was in the middle of a mercantile pretzel

by Shayded September 23, 2015

mirzani

Very clumsy , but have a warm heart . Look shy but very friendly and understanding . You are lucky to have a friends like her. Most of them have a cute , lovely and beautiful faces

Oh my Mirzani

by Piyaaaaaaaaaa December 27, 2017