Midlife Crisis

A time in every true bros life. It is a last ditch effort to remember their roots and return to the true acts of brotholicism.

guy 1: My dad's going through his midlife crisis
guy 2: How do you know?
guy 1: Well, he jumped out of a plane at 15,000 feet, been hitting bars every night, bought a motorcycle, bought a drumset and guitar which he cant play, and I'm pretty sure he's having sex with my girlfriend.
guy 2: He is indeed a true bro

by DERPdaDERPdaDERPdaDERP.......2 April 25, 2011

MILFED....Got MILFED...?

Mothers who have been categorized as MILFs.

I have been unintentially categorized as a MILF. I wish only to touch basis with other women labeled as MILF's so that we can better understand this trend.

To all you MILF-Hunters. Just because a single mother with a teenager is alone, is not a sign for you to plague and manipulate the situation. Yes, it's flattering and everything, yet what is this trend truly about....?

Thank you for any replies in understanding this....

by Elizabeth August 31, 2004

milf

Common misspelling of the word milk.

god milf?!

Sugar pops ain't shit without milf.

Kids love milf.

by That's right,... I am October 31, 2007

MILF

mum i would like to FUCK

hughs mum is such a MILF

by hugh55565456 January 8, 2009

MILF Island

Fantasy Island where 13 year-old boys are accosted and milfellated under palm trees on the beach by fit, horny 30-something moms.

A reality TV show planned on 30 Rock.

Man, I've been working hard for the last year. I need a one-way ticket to MILF Island.

by carbonatedcsf August 2, 2009

MILF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck

A woman who's body isn't wrecked by giving birth.

Kid #1: Hey man what's up..
Kid #2: Nothin man thinkin about how hot your mom is.
Kid #1: That's gross dude what the hell. She's my mom!
Kid #2: Yeah she's also a MILF.
Kid #1: MILF?
Kid #2: Huh? I said I want some milk... yeah...

by Bluntslide October 16, 2008

MILF

Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck

Sandra Day O'Connor and Janet Reno are such a MILF!

by The Real Izzy May 21, 2006