Slappin midgets

When a male jerks his gherkin. The ole pickle tickle.

Hey man, is Nate Dogg slappin midgets again!? That's the fifth time today.

by Realvimshady March 31, 2019

Salty midget

Someone who’s 5ft tall with severe anger problem.

They are the ones to be the most cocky but at the end of the day they are the ones who remain quite.

Just imagine a small kid (which is the salty midget) who talks behind each others back’s but are friendly in-person.

by MarkIsAlpha December 5, 2020

Kickin' Midgets

A phrase used to describe what someone can do when he buys shoes.

"Yo Nike just lowered their price on the Air Force 1s, just 90 bucks and you can be kickin' midgets"

by Shair October 3, 2022

tickle the midget

An alternative term for male masturbation, or any manual stimulation of the penis.

Women's beach volley ball always makes me want to "tickle the midget."

by Matanoel October 31, 2013

Whoor of Midgets

When there is a group of 4 or more midgets, (3 being a tripod)

"don't look now but there's a whoor of midgets turning that corner"

by Jimmy Jacksons Leg June 19, 2014

pimpin' the midget

I'm running a little behind.

Pimpin' the midget. Sorry, I'm pimping the midget I'll be there shortly.

by HumorU2 February 27, 2015

Day time midget

A midget that refuses to come out during the day.

Hey are you going to visit James today?
Can't, he's a day time midget.

by Illicistmiss April 19, 2018