Mexican bug-eyed barking rat

A Chihuahua. Not even close to a real dog. They constantly tremble and shiver and lick their dicks.

For decades,breeders and pet stores have been passing off Mexican bug-eyed barking rats as dogs and calling them Chihuahuas

by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011

mexican meatloaf

The act of taking a shit on a cookie sheet and baking it in the oven. This can be an act of revenge or an act of hate. This first known example of this act happened in Tucson, AZ on a warm fall night at a UofA house party.

Man, some asshole came to my party and baked a mexican meatloaf! Fucker.

by Cram the Man December 2, 2010

Mexican Trailblazer

When you put a habanero pepper into a girl's rectum, and then proceed to have SEXUAL intercourse with her, then afterwards proceed to drag her buttocks across the floor, creating a trail of body fluids and habanero pepper juice.

-bro my youth pastor gave all of us Mexican Trailblazers last night!

-Shyus bro! That stuff is the tits!

by Cockboy Flanders January 3, 2014

Mexican Sardine Can

The act of a group of men getting naked and jumping onto their unsuspecting friend while he sleeps and then having a picture taken while their naked bodies are piled on top of him. The phrase "no homo" is yelled out first and then the group descends upon the awakened victim.

Typically done to a groom on his bachelor party by the rest of the guys at the bachelor party.

Very popular in and around the Emma Lake, Saskatchewan area.

Denny: "Nate sleeps so soundly."

Sean: "Yup, he is dead to the world"

Adam :"Get the camera. Mexican Sardine Can time!"

by Marisol Molina-Smith July 12, 2011

mexican U-haul

The art of trying to insert ones head into the anus of your partner during intercourse.

Yo Jim, I just did a mexican U-haul on that chick and now my face smells like tacos!

by B-Unit loo March 29, 2009

Mexican Pipe Cleaner

A poop so tidy and straight that no wiping is needed in order to clean the rectal area.

Lucky for the man in the stall without toiletries, he released a Mexican Pipe Cleaner and went on his merry way.

by Persephone's Vacuum January 21, 2005

mexican chin

A fighting term used to reference the strength of ones chin. Someone with a mexican chin is capable of sustaining heavy punches without being fazed.

I cracked that mo'fucka in the face but he didn't drop. He must have a mexican chin.

by campusprowl June 22, 2008