Metoraf

A word to describe something cool, crazy, awesome, terrifying etc. It can be used in a positive or negative way.

It's origin is in hebrew israeli slang but it can also be used in formal language, with the right context.

Omer: "hey Lahav, are you coming to my party on Friday night?"

Lahav: "yeah, it's gonna be Metoraf!"

by IMA_SHELCHA_ZONA August 9, 2021

Meter Reader

An Bridger with a meter long knob, Essex accent and a great grid (good set of teeth).

"I have just had The Meter Reader on the Phone. He's instructing legals and the valuation. I am not sure if he is Essex but his accent suggests he is not from the premier London postcodes like SW15 - Putney"

by BomberBroker March 9, 2023

gong meter

the level of "gong" in occurence at a give time. Related to the term gong show, which is used as a synonym for fubar, shit show, clusterfuck, or any kind of out of control, chaotic situation.

Person 1: "Man, this is ridiculous. Everyone's running around like chickens with their heads cut off."

Person 2: "Yeah, I'd say the gong meter is full."

by moonunitenar May 4, 2010

reality meter

clock

when you're tripping or whatever you might be doing, and you wonder what time it is, better check the reality meter

by fat195pndr May 5, 2011

hundred meter splash

Something that occurs when one is taking a poop and out of nowhere a sudden burst of diarrhea lasting for at least 10 seconds leaving the pooper tired and exhausted because of the sudden burst.

That was one hell of a hundred meter splash in the bathroom.

by Vin coosan July 24, 2014

poon meter

When there is a chemical reaction in the body that sets off electrons to the sack letting you know there is pussy within a 4 mile radius

Oh God my poon meter is going g off there is ponn out there . i.m on the hunt bitches

by John wayne March 8, 2016

Bro-Meter

A meter specifically designed to see how many 'bros' someone can say over a 10 week period.

Let's check the Bro-meter, shall we?

by QQQQQddddaaaaaaaad July 22, 2016