Medical Worm

A medical employee who uses a hospital to sleep with everyone's wives.

Did you see that MEDICAL WORM after that nurses husband ran over him rolling coal.

by Jedsall August 7, 2022

Immediate Medical Attention

If I do not receive it... I will die. Whatever happens after is on the rest of you. Because I will be dead. Even if I were to reverse every position I have ever had, that will not change what other people are going to do in response to the things that happen to me. There is no undoing things for me. Either my brain hurts or it doesn't. I am either in a cage or not in a cage. You are either actively using the symptoms of an illness people to not have against people or you are not doing that. This is not supposed to be visible to the public. Who's bright idea was it to make this visible to the public?

Hym "You know that feeling you get where you feel as though you need immediate medical attention and you continue to feel that way for years, like, literally 2 years straight? Because that is what's happening right now. It's not good. Doesn't feel great. It actually feels the opposite of that. But you know what would make it all better? Do you have a guess? CHILD MURDER!? WHY WOULD SUGGEST SUCH A THING!? I was GOING to suggest 'a dry tugger from Jenna Ortega!' You freak! Child Murder? Really?"

by Hym Iam June 17, 2025

I need a medic bag

A commonly used Payday 2 joke. It comes from the most epik man in Payday.

Example: Someone gets hurt and says "AHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG" or "AHHH IM DYING SOMEBODY DROP A MEDIC BAG"

by Ranuncolo October 4, 2022

medical misdirection

When you call report to the freestanding ED with a 79yoa Female with a twisted ankle, and the MD makes it a Trauma 1 and diverts you to Metro.

"This is Med 8,coming to you with a 79 Female, Complaint is Isolated Ankle Injury. Denies falling, states twisted it whi..."
MD: "Wait, you said 79? TRAUMA TEAM! DIVERT TO METRO!" *click
"...Fucksticks, more medical misdirection..."

by ParaBasicFireDriver May 19, 2018

medically fucked up

a term that describes anything with any sort of negative health condition, typically used for conditions that are not common and difficult to say.

Damn the doctor said he another level of medically fucked up.

by anonymous May 24, 2022

Medic Bag

It appears I need a Medic Bag.

"Chains, my friend, perhaps I would need medical attention by using your Medical Kit, being called "Medic Bag" by the so called internet, my dear friend? In other words, AAAAAAAAAHHH, IM DYING"

by quirkit October 4, 2021

Medication

To provide medication you must use utensils (example Needle and thread) to medicate the symptoms as they will have a medicative effect allowing you to perform medication.

Medication originally was something that you had to perform.

by Ryandennisgeorge March 12, 2025