mahasan

mahasan or what we call her has is pretty, funny, smart, & one of the most loyal people i will ever meet. she can be nice but don’t take advantage of that, & don’t get mad when she says something you don’t like she just speaks the truth. Mahasan is definitely someone that you would want to have around

oh mahasan, I love mahasan.

by kailaa November 19, 2023

mahasarl

“mahasarl’s” are the goat. their smart asl and they love playboi carti very much. they tend to hate valorant and keshi. they are mediocre at sports. mahasarl’s are such playboi carti dick riders that they are so gullible when he says he’s gonna drop.

“hey mahasarl, did you hear that carti is dropping”
“mahasarl is a short ass bitch, he’s so annoying, all he talks about is carti”
“mahasarl, please take carti’s dick out of your mouth”

by cartislittleelf November 20, 2023

maashitoh

Maashitoh is a girl who is sweet, funny and extremely smart. People with this unique name often go through success and are the greatest you'll ever meet. The type of girl you'll want to make your wife and spend eternity with. Her strange laugh is what will draw your attention... and of course her beauty. Shes always standing out and eager to make new friends, gets along with everyone, and will certainly have you falling on your knees. Shes super forgiving but always has her options open. Shes not easy to get over, so cherish every moment with her.

I couldn't stop thinking about Maashitoh last night.
I'm still not over her.

by kittypurr3000 November 23, 2023

MAGAsplain

Ridiculous excuses and explanations made by Trump and his enablers and flying monkeys to defend his and his followers' anti-democratic behavior, rhetoric, and criminal activity.

Ask a Trump supporter anything, and they will MAGAsplain it with a delusional twist.
"The real insurrection was the 2020 election and January 6 was simply a day of protesting.”

“The Capitol Police were ushering people in” and “the Capitol Police were very friendly. You know, they were hugging and kissing.”

"Well, this is actually very successful; this is how it's run; this is always the case.."

by anncomedy November 27, 2023

Maaskant

Maaskant is a dumb last name for one specific person. They suck at Minecraft and love to draw.

Person 1“That guy is such a bad gamer”
Person 2 “I bet he’s a Maaskant”

by NotaMaaskant December 4, 2023

maaskant

A last name that only a loser artist would have especially someone who loves to game with friends and does really impressive art. They probably also are emo and like music or smthing really silly like that.

P1 “is that a maaskant?”
P2 “must be, looks super emo and likes art and music”

by NotaMaaskant February 29, 2024

mamas baja blast

the fluid from a woman when her water breaks

she left her mamas baja blast all over the ground before she went to the hospital

by hardballhank June 13, 2024