Matthew

A sexy beast longing to lose his virginity by the age of 10

Really wild and horny Matthew is the guy

by HORNY GIRL July 16, 2015

Matthew

A horny person, who enjoys having sex. He enjoys getting it instead of taking it. A Matthew has blonde and purple hair, greenish blue eyes, and little to no brain. He laugh sounds weird. He is completely messed up, since his boyfriend is a slut, and his mother is a bitch. He has a pet pussy. And his computer is a stupid DELL .. ugh.

Look at Matthew, he's horny again.

by cuddles6350439 June 28, 2011

Matthew

Someone who bigs themselves up too much

Shut up matthew, you’re not that great

by Sucker1746 March 9, 2019

Matthew

A man who claims to not be from Newcastle but is

Matthew is such a Geordie

by ggedab December 13, 2017

Matthew

A snake. Fake. Never trust him. A bum. Watch out or he'll rob you. If you ever see him the first thing u do is slap him.

Watch out it's Matthew he's gonna rob us

by bob boby November 4, 2017

Matthew

A bastard

Damnit Matthew

by Postpaid Boy June 25, 2018

Matthew

Someone who pulls there hair and puts it on the shower wall

Man Matthew destroyed my shower

by Swagbeats420 October 15, 2017