Metrosexual

This is a type of man who is really rather effeminate in many of his mannerisms and even feigns homosexuality for the sake of humor. But alas still wouldn't not be sexually anything about even Tom Cruise but would totally be sexual about any twenty something pretty lady that he sees.

Im not gay Im metrosexual.

by Sad Diego December 28, 2016

Metrosexual

A heterosexual male who may often be mistaken for being Gay or Bisexual, May act in a manner which is often considered effeminate, knows the difference between a highlight brush and a foundation brush or between a beauty blender and an egg timer (idek, do regular guys get those confused? lol.). May wear nail-polish and in some cases Guy-liner. May be found in shops like Boots or Superdrug in the nail aisle.

Friend: "Lol, Bisexual in denial."
Me: "I told you! I'm just Metrosexual."
Friend: "Yeah right."

by MetroEmo March 5, 2017

Metrosexual

An extremely self-conscious, egotistic man who only cares about what he looks like and will try to look as feminine as possible while maintaining some aspects of manliness, Waxing Eyebrows. Skinny Jeans, Tanning etc as it is their image of ¨¨¨attractiveness¨¨¨. Most of, if not all Metrosexuals, go to the gym, will try to one-up everybody else, think that they are the most beautiful creature on the planet and think that every woman or man on the planet wants to be with them. But in reality, they are average at best and are living in an ego-filled fantasy world fueled by their insecurities. It is caused by the internet and the media, in which men are exposed to attractive celebrities and models on a contstant basis and aspire to be them or better than them for egotistic reasons. This type of person came to prominence in the 90s. Some Metrosexuals will even go as far as walking in a feminine style to appear more attractive, but me and other girls laugh at them and find their charade pathetic.

Lol, See that Metrosexual? Well someone's delusional...

by michelle746736 September 20, 2017

Metrosexual

A person that’s sexually attracted to subways

Dude 1: I really like the London subway, it’s so curvy
Dude 2: yo I think you’re metrosexual

by NaiBai July 24, 2019

Mayrose Family

The mayrose family is not the most desirable family, as descendants of the Mayrose line tend to argue. They are always very desperate to find a date. They are very determined, hoewever, and will stop at nothing to be with the one they love most.

Look at how desperate he is to get that girl. He must be from the line of the Mayrose Family.

by Hados_da_Boss November 3, 2019

Metrosexual

It’s heterosexual but they look gay to put it simple
Usually someone so straight they don’t even notice they are acting gay bc homosexual thoughts don’t cross there mind at all

Man: Boy seems gay.
Dude: Nah he’s just metrosexual.
Man: Oh alright, phew!
Boy: You guys look good!
Man and Dude: Thanks!

by Manlyland January 6, 2022

Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake

Main character of the series of books and games "The Witcher"

I gotta say, and I'm sure you'll agree with me... Grown up Ellie looks a thousand times more badass than that metrosexual fruitcake from the Witcher. What was his name... ? Gary?

Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake, also known as Gary of Rivia, Butcher of Bikini Bottom

by JulianL July 13, 2017