MetroEmo's definitions

Metrosexual

A heterosexual male who may often be mistaken for being Gay or Bisexual, May act in a manner which is often considered effeminate, knows the difference between a highlight brush and a foundation brush or between a beauty blender and an egg timer (idek, do regular guys get those confused? lol.). May wear nail-polish and in some cases Guy-liner. May be found in shops like Boots or Superdrug in the nail aisle.

Friend: "Lol, Bisexual in denial."
Me: "I told you! I'm just Metrosexual."
Friend: "Yeah right."

by MetroEmo March 5, 2017