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Alaskan Maple Hose

When a man and a woman cover their pubic hair in maple syrup and have intercourse while the woman eats a stack of pancakes. Before climax, the man wraps his penis in bacon and shoves it in his partner's mouth while making a loud moose sound. After finishing, he throws a cup of ice in his partner's face and slaps her behind with a raw chicken.
Bro I totally gave her an alaskan maple hose last night.
by Potatobro1 July 26, 2016
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MapleFag

Retard fags on CEF (Cheat Enging Forum) Who think ticking a few things and running a program is actual hacking.
MapleFag 1: plz halp, i tick meso hack and drop but I dont get money.

MapleFag 2: plz share script and I will help.
by Negima January 14, 2008
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maplestory

the game that ex-runescape players play when they get tired of runescape. its that much better...
"do you play runescape?"

"not any more, maplestory is way better. i remember playing runescape. it sucked badly."
by notaznbutmexi-Can March 18, 2009
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Maplestory

1.You usually get sucked into this game by your friends, which fail school to play this load of ass. You start out on a plank of wood with some whiny bitch yelling at you. She doesn't shut up until you give her some attention.

Then you go into a tree, wearing this genital-crunching apple suit. Clever huh? Apple, in a tree. HAHAHAAHAHA, we're all laughing, cause it's so creative and new.

It takes about 10000 hours to gain a level. You might get addicted but after a while it gets boring. It is said to be better than runescape. An upside is that it's too gay for pedophiles. That's about it.

2.An excellent way to end your life.

3.Gay.

4. Makes you switch genders.
person 1: OMG i TOTALLY PWNED THAT MUTHA FKIN MUSROOM LAST NITE LOL111!!!wtf111!!!

person 2: Oh, you're a noob. I can pwn 24 mushrooms at a time, so you lose at life. Go hang yourself.

Another person #1: Hey, I'm really horny. Wanna makeout?

Another person #2: FUCK NO, MAN!!! I'm PWning some snails now! UBER PWNAGE!11111!!!

Another nother person #1: Hey, you should probably do your algebra homework instead of playing maplestory all day.

Another nother person #2: HAHAHA! That's for LOSERS! I'll just act sick or somethin and somehow pull off an A+! MY plan is foolproof! I'm gonna go talk on vent now. STFU NuB!1!!11lol!11!
by blue ackie February 23, 2008
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Toronto Maple Leafs

The worst team to play in the NHL since the Phoenix Coyotes. They have not won a Stanley Cup since 1967, haven't made the playoffs since 2004, and have won 2 games int he first 12 of the 2009-2010 season. Their name also contains a grammatial error, as it should be the maple Leaves.
Hey did you hear about those Toronto Maple Leafs

Ya they suck
by babinator November 8, 2009
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MapleStory

A highly addictive mmorpg that started with BETA in 2004 and was released towards the end of 2005. Even right now, there are hundreds of thousands of players. Probably even millions. This game is popular amongst different age groups and people of maturity level. It is extremely addictive and repetitive, yet fun.

You start as a beginner, citizen, and such. Then you can choose many different jobs, including new ones that were added like Wild Hunter, Battle Mage and Mechanics.. The game was once tedious due to difficulty and time wasted in leveling up, but it was improved. Imagine how the people who worked their asses off got to level 200 in the past and found out it is easier to level now?

MapleStory seems to be the only game that seems truly free and all benefits and advantages in their cash shop are time limited which makes the game fair to "free" players. Unfortunately, the game also has numerous jerks, morons, hackers and kill-stealers. This game has potential, and can be fun, but the community and hackers may turn you away. It sure did for me!

MOST people in this game can't share and think they own an entire map for themselves. There are only 20 channels and probably 13,000 people wanting to train in the same place. This game is like virtual drama all day, everyday.
*Person 1 is killing Twisted Jesters in MapleStory until Person 2 came along.*

Person 2: Yo, this is my map. cc plzzz before I ks you
Person 1: If I keep ccing for everyone, then where would I go?
Person 2: i dunno but if you stay I will ks u

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*102 people are in the free market in channel 1 and someone disconnected everyone from the game and it's been going on for days without stopping*

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*You just logged on into a map that you were in previously that is highly populated*

Stranger: cc plzzzzzz i was here first

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*You are killing monsters and someone shows up on the map and wasn't happy you were already there. S/he claims you were ksing, so they call a high level friend to come bully you*
by Bubbles665 February 20, 2011
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Toronto Maple Leafs

Man, the Toronto Maple Leafs are 0-7! What else is new?
by Shin Bison January 9, 2010
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