Mantong

person who get drunk or high because of fags or alcohol
(tiger beer la contoh).or wut we called it,lalok or tingtong or xaxau

one day,me,romero,ammar,and dato k saw salim walks unproperly.and he also always rubbing his fucking black head.
suddenly...

romero:oi salim apa kena ang ni.terencat ka
salim:atoii..bukanla.aku mantong la.(nak nangis)
ammar:lol.apsal plak dah?
salim:aku overdose shitsha la
datok k:hihi.tu la aku dah ckp,sepam dua sudey.haa kan?
salim:aku sanggap dowh.tu psl aku isap smpai abes satu
balang shisha.ergh
ramai2:wakakaka gila btoi(disambung dgn kutukan,cacimakian)
salim:waaaa...atoii...cmni la korang..sdeyh tol
ramai2:hoho xD

pity salim.but he's white.i mean..real "white"
hehe sory salim =D

by kaospilot January 14, 2008

mantong

dizziness or stoned because of fags or alcohol

one day,romero saw saleem walks unproperly on the 2nd floor before entering Datuk's house and rubbing his dick eh his fuckin black head.

romero:weyh apa hal hang ni saleem?
saleem:aku mantong maa
romero:cmna bleyh mantong?
saleem:aku overdose shisha
romero:wahahaha(panggil budak ramai2 kutuk saleem)

however,saleem is not the real faggot.lol

by kaospilot January 13, 2008

Chinnifer Maniston

A derogatory nickname for the talented actress Jennifer Aniston which is widely used by less talented individuals who are envious of Aniston's facial beauty, general physique and successful career, in an attempt to belittle her attractive heart-shaped face and straight nose.

I hope Chinnifer Maniston got the hate mail I sent her last week.

by neonpink August 25, 2010

Manilow

Someone who is boring, or a let down. Derived from the word Barry (Barry Manilow).

"Don't be a Barry" or "Don't be a Manilow."

Ben: I can't be bothered to go out tonight.
Matt: Ah, don't be a manilow!

by Matthew Dyer July 12, 2004

Manit

See cunt.

What's that smoke? Oh, never mind, it's that edgy cunt Manit with his vape.

by CoryTheRacingCar November 7, 2016

Barry Manilow surprise

It's when you give someone a tea bag and a hoagie slap at the same time.

I woke up my drunk buddy with a Barry Manilow surprise.

by Andrew06 August 8, 2006

Manitoba Punch

The Manitoba Punch is the friendly, northern cousin of the infamous Shocker. While the Shocker employs the index, middle finger and little finger, the Manitoba Punch uses just the thumb and little finger. The remaining three fingers are closed and apply a gentle “taint punch” to a willing participant.

Chris really surprised me on our trip to Phoenix when he gave me the ol’ Manitoba Punch!

by Sassy McButtercheese May 5, 2009