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Ninja Maid

a woman who swiftly and silently cleans one's living quarters, often without being seen or even noticed, so much so that said living quarters seem to have cleaned themselves. payment is left in the open, and missing payment is a definite indicator that the ninja maid was there and the job is done.
by staceylynneninja November 24, 2011
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Manda

A large, serpentine kaiju (monster) from Japanese kaiju-eiga (monster movies). Manda shared the stage with Godzilla in 1968's "Destroy All Monsters", but is best known for his starring role as the sea-serpent god of the Kingdom of Mu in "Atragon". Manda strongly resembled a traditional Japanese dragon, with a long, slender, scaly body, four tiny legs, and a sharp-featured head with prominent horns. His most notable special ability was to wrap himself around an enemy and squeeze, constrictor style.
My favorite monster from Godzilla movies is Manda.
Manda is WAY better than Baragon!
by Madfingers December 4, 2010
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MandaChuva sux

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The Iron Maiden Rule

The unwritten rule of music (mostly but not exclusively metal) that states that only Iron Maiden are allowed to wear their own band shirts on stage, by virtue of being Iron Maiden. It has been broken numerous times. The worst offenders are probably Amon Amarth, who wear their own merchandise in every photo and every video in which they aren't shirtless.

The reason for the rule is the same reason why it's generally gauche to wear a band shirt for the band you're going to see: band shirts are generally a way to broadcast your tastes and in so doing support a band that people might not have heard of.
Watain broke the Iron Maiden rule by painting their own emblem on their bare chests.
by The music definitions guy December 4, 2010
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Maidstone

Slightly chavvy town on the River Medway.
"No John, please don't take me to Maidstone again"
by oversized December 28, 2014
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Maid's Delight

Blowing a load in half empty liquor bottles left in hotel mini-fridges for the unsuspecting maid to consume.
Junita just took a shot of that vodka and noticed a creamy aftertaste.

That's because she's drinking a Maid's Delight, partner!
by pambster December 21, 2008
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Iron Maiden

One of the greatest Metal bands ever. Has created masterpieces like "Hallowed Be Thy Name", " Rime Of The Ancient Mariner", "Alexander The Great" and "The Number Of The Beast". Underrated tracks are " Blood Brothers", "Children Of The Damned", "Sign Of The Cross" and "Empire Of The Clouds". While the second last album " The Final Frontier" wasn't that good (still great, but one of the worst Iron Maiden albums in my opinion), their new album "The Book Of Souls" was great, with masterpieces like "The Red and The Black", " Tears Of A Clown" and "Empire Of the Clouds", which is the longest song from Iron Maiden atm and propably one of the best. Iron Maiden unfortanetly has many ignorant fans that think that Iron Maiden and Judas Priest are the only good bands of all time and hate on everyone who disagrees. Still great band.
Smart Maiden-Fan: Hey, wanna go on a IM-concert, they are the best band ever in my opinion!
Smart Not-IM-Fan: No sorry, I don't really like Iron Maiden althought I respect them and think they're talented. I prefer other bands, but thank you for asking!
Stupid IM-Fan: WTF dude are u stupid you fucker i hate you how can you not like IRON MAIDEN they are the best you're stupid fuck you and your opinion, I'm a strong ignorant douchebag, I have to hate on your opinion althought you respect mine.
Stupid Not-IM-Fan: WTF dude are u stupid Iron Maiden is the worst band ever Slipknot is da god, Bruce sounds like a gay horse being raped by a sheep. I'm an ignorant douchebag and I have to hate you for having another opinion.
Smart IM-Fan&Smart not-IM-Fan: You guys are just ignorant douchebags, you're not worth listening to Iron Maiden.
by youcanreadmyname April 20, 2016
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