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the ol handshield maneuver

the (while in the act of masturbating) putting your hand like a shield in a cupping shape over your belly button area to protect your clothing from jizz shots.
he was about to cum, but the ol handshield maneuver saved him from jizz stains on his shirt
by aCockyRooster June 28, 2017
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the 8 ball maneuver

when you almost win at 8 ball and then fuck it up like 1 second away from actually winning
guy 1: ahhh i almost won at 8 ball
guy 2: yeah dude, you pulled the 8 ball maneuver
by idunnowhattosay May 11, 2018
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San Antonio Sanitation Maneuver

When one ejaculates on a girl's stomach, smears it around on her stomach, allows the ejaculatory fluid to dry and become solid, peels it off like dried glue, and procends to eat it.
Did you hear? Drake gave JLO a San Antonio Sanitation Maneuver.
by Punk_b1ch_kyle February 12, 2017
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steinburg maneuver

When a girl is manipulating you with her hotness, and makes you think she is nice. However, after she ropes you in, she reveals her true self as being a crazy bitch whore and will murder you and your family.
Dude, this girl is a dime, but I think she might be executing the Steinburg maneuver on me
by Julius Steinburg May 17, 2016
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whale shark maneuver

a whale shark maneuver is when a girl opens up her vagina as wide as possible and then a guy shits right inside the girl's vagina
Dude, me and Felicia were so drunk last night we tried the whale shark maneuver.
by backpackkid October 22, 2019
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The tow-truck maneuver

When two dogs are humping and walking backwards, and I human being makes the tow-truck in reverse noise
Today at the dog park, my pets partook in the tow-truck maneuver, while I made the tow-truck noise as my mom watched in horror
by That bottom bitch October 25, 2019
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The Lou Maneuver

A basic fighter maneuver used to crash your own aircraft into the rear of a friendly aircraft resulting in their and your own deaths'.
Ex #1: "Looks like Ranel hit Karsen with The Lou Maneuver within 2 seconds of the match starting...happy little accidents."
Ex #2: "Even though I am the one to commit The Lou Maneuver, I'm a victim too!"
by kc_casey1 September 12, 2021
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