Venting Machine

Being genuinely interested in listening to a friends venting and comforting them

Person: Im Comfortable telling you stuff guys.
True Friends: Hey Buddy, get it out of your system. We are your venting machines!

by The Shmucksonian November 27, 2019

david machine

A type of suspension bracket known for its ability to elasticate the balls over six feet in length. The David machine was first invented by Alan Turing during one of his lesser known experiments, named after his cousin David who was a practitioner of cock and ball torture.

Client: How can I get the Pramire treatment?
Saleswoman: Let me hook you up to one of our David machines.
Client: Sounds tasty.

by tennesseeford September 28, 2020

pee pee machine

Any device where u go to relieve your bodily fluids or solids
ex: a fucking toilet or stall

Hold on 1 second, I got to go to the pee pee machine you douche!!!!!!!!!!

by RoB B. n Big DiK COuntry BoI January 11, 2009

Tyme Machine

An ATM in Wisconsin

Before we go, I have to stop at a Tyme Machine to get some more cash.

by bigmonte October 20, 2003

The Machine

Anything that alters your decisions other than your own mind
for example...
the government
school
style
race
internet (to a certain degree)
genre
music (but thats still cool)

1. Rage against the machine has no genre because they are ragin against the machine

by Eazy728 October 8, 2008

Sheen Machine

Current Celebrity Cocktail, yes we'll call it a cocktail. Invented by a couple of bored drunks on an all day binge in Bangor Co.Down. There was many drafts but this is the one more suitable for human consumption. Made with one shot of Jagermiester, one shot of Goldshlagger, one shot of Dark Rum and a full shot of espresso, add one brown sugar or slice of lime (depending on taste) and down it in one, whilst its still warm (red bull can also be added for the hardcore, but it smells a little like vomit then).
After 4 or 5 of these badboys in a row, you start talking gibberish and screaming about trolls. Loss of clothing is not uncommon. For best results continue normal drinking before and after "Sheening" it. Guaranteed to fuck you up at the time and the next day with a vengance!
*Warning, it does as it says on the tin. You will suffer a complete mental and financial breakdown after.*

I just ran too the shop and couldnt stop, ran through 4 shelves and killed a man, mustve been those Sheen Machines

by Valhalla Awaits April 25, 2011

Washing Machine Heart

A super good and swag song by Japanese singer mitski that should be longer, and needs way more attention,
can also be put in the category o "breakdown music" where a singer repeats a verse..slowly and slowly going into a depressive state

person one - "Hey, what are you listening to?"

depressive, most likely gay teen - "I'm listening to Washing Machine Heart by mitski"

by local fag April 20, 2021