Mythical

Mythical: A person who by modern terms is considered to be smoking hot by a member of the opposite sex. Opions vary depending on weather a person can reach full mythical status, usually defined by how many drive bys one must do to confirm this previously mentioned status.

"Hey Betty did you see that new mythical working at the Caltex?". "Sure did mate, he was the mother of all mythicals!"

by Kcgrey January 22, 2014

Mythric

A roleplay/adventure/PvP/minigame network.

I am a huge fan of Mythric!

by chriskade February 25, 2017

mythmatician

A person employed by the current administration to produce impressive figures supporting every false claim, from the crowd size at the inauguration, to the minimally-projected cases of coronavirus,

At yet another ginned-up campaign rally, the incumbent shouted huge numbers, concocted by his mythmatician, as proof that he was universally loved, admired and supported.

by Monkey's Dad February 29, 2020

mythicknight

A bastard that got me banned on gamefaqs because I pissed him off in a role-play session.

"MythicKnight is a friggin' bastard! I got banned because he got pissed during our role-play session!"

by Kite Ryagara March 30, 2005

Mythic Milk

Another way to say legendary. A play on words, using the first half of the word legend and the second half dary.

Shawn: "Im going to start saying Mythic Milk from now on instead of legendary."
Brandon: "What the fuck? Why?"
Shawn: "Well Legend equals mythic and dary equals dairy or milk. So mythic milk man."
Brandon: "..."

by reven03 August 24, 2014

mythtory

False history that has circulated in national social discourse and media enough to have become false "fact". Otherwise known as that bullshit your grandparents told you because they're gullible asses who got most of their "information" from newspapers and local gossip.

"Aboriginal Australians were never regulated under a so-called 'Flora and Fauna Act'. It's just another example of Australian mythtory."

by Devilclone May 3, 2015

Mythsexual

The act, or being, of being sexually attracted to a "Roblox Myth".

"Greg really be out here calling himself Mythsexual for G0z"

by lunapovarov December 26, 2019