MTV 

Some boring ass channel that overplays shows like Teen Mom, Jersey Shore, yada yada yada that has a bunch of bitchy and whiny teenagers on there. It used to be good when they shown music videos and it wasn't bad when they shown shows such as High School Stories and Made, etc. If you want the true MTV, go watch Vevo on youtube.

MTV is not the way it used to be

MTV by Kyster23 April 17, 2011

MTV 

pure censorship

now on mtv: you mother *beep* *beep* you, i hate your *beep* *beep* face, go *beep* yourself

MTV by kittypooh September 18, 2012

MTV 

everything sux exept for cribs and clone high

carson sucks fat ones

MTV by brownman April 7, 2003

mtv 

A channel who makes my favorite non-mainstream bands, well, effin' mainstream...

Thanks to MTV now the whole world knows about Paramore...

mtv by ixXdYaNXxi November 24, 2007

MTV 

A channel with a lot of music- and teen-oriented shows.

MTV is a TV channel

MTV by Gabe July 12, 2003

MTV 

1. An acronym used by many cynics as a way to express their hatred toward the corporate culture that they will never have the will power to escape. MTV is evidently not a major source of musical deterioration, as other sources (i.e. the internet, radio) has enlightened these cynics on what "true" music is, which fluxuates, as "true" music to one may be garbage to others, a rule that some have yet to realize is true. If one turns on MTV today, the music videos are only one minute long; the majority of MTV has turned into reality and dating television programs that are laced with small segments of music as use of an accent that you will find anywhere on any network. MTV is not facist; they do not control anyone, especially anyone that is placing a meaning on this website. If somebody enjoys the programs on MTV, it does not make them shallow, and it certainly does not make them a "societal tool used for profit".

2. MTV is Music Television. Started in the eighties, its programs have gradually grown farther from its original idea, thus causing much animosity from viewers who are looking for actual Music on their Televisions.

Girl: "Tee-hee! I heart MTV!"

Man #1: "Ugh. You're just another cookie cutter fecal excretion of what the major industries call the american dream..."

Man #2: "Who isn't nowadays, doughboy."

MTV by J. Literal August 27, 2005

MTV 

A tv chanel that everybody loves to hate for "being corporate." It should be noted that those people are in shitty ass bands that would sell their souls to get on MTV and get a recording contract from a label that people actually care about. Features some of the worlds hottest chicks if you exclude that skanky washup britney spears and christina aguilewhateverthefuck. Imortalized by the line "I Want My MTV."

Nerd- I hate mtv, die die die.
Me- Dumbass, you just are bitter because a)your shitty band sucks so hard recording execs are afraid to touch it and b)the gorgeous girls on it remind you how sad your fat pimply pale "girl"friend is and coz 50 cent reminds u that u are asexually shaped? And if you don't like pop or blink182-i don't either-change the chanel or turn off the tv. geez, what a fuckwad.

MTV by Jonzo the Weasel April 4, 2006