It is what one has to resort to after a long night of trying to pump the panties off of a bitch with drinks and compliments but can never seem to succeed in closing the deal. Therefore you reluctantly go home alone and pop in a porno then attempt to "squeeze one off" by jerking and stroking the weasel,sometimes fast sometimes slow, AHHHHH....... What a relief.
Shit bro,last night I caught Todd milkin' the weasel. I knew it would come to that after I seen his no gaming ass get struck out at the club. Poor sorry son of a bitch.
by squirtdonkeys February 1, 2007
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my girlfriend told me to come over.. when I got there she had been Pearl Milling and had an explosive orgasm right before me.
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wow. it's really hot outside, like a heater blowing in my face.
let's go miking, that will cool us off quick. and it's so much FUN!
let's go miking, that will cool us off quick. and it's so much FUN!
by electricdork August 6, 2007
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