Mike

A deceiver, likely a fake friend. That leaves you when you're just about to make it big...

"WE DON'T NEED mike"

Mike by ER1C GAMEZ November 28, 2025

Mike 

to fall over embarrassingly

Oh no, I did a Mike!

Did you see Neil last week? He properly pulled a Mike

Mike by Tagjoy September 23, 2025

[mike] 

a very hott man; great guy; lovable; sometimes dorky; adorable; sweet; the guy every girl wants but is usually taken.

1st girl:"I wish mike would go with me to the dance.."
2nd girl:"he's already going with Felicia."
1st girl:"AGAIN!?!?!? erggggg:("

[mike] by fillygirlie14 March 29, 2009

Mike. 

Mike is a person who sometimes is chill but other times no body fucking likes him and he is a fat sun of a bitch and his dick is very small and he gets a few girls but they are fat aswell and usually still look better than him but otherwise he is smart and is caring and will have the drive one day to be successful and gay

Mike. is cool and all but he is a fat bitch sometimes

Mike. by cookid101 November 30, 2018

Mike. 

Nein

IC diamond when Mike.

Mike. by chanupa August 30, 2021

MIKE! 

A really random saying that originated from public schools in Jersey City in the mid 2010s, used when somebody is getting grilled or embarrassed, especially if you really want to annoy them.

It is used in the same way as "gotteem!" or "ah you mad", and it references the Hump Day Geico commercial specifically when the camel is like "Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike what day is it Mike?"

"Oh you broke your chromebook screen over winter break and they saying you have to pay for it? MIKE!"

MIKE! by twweetop September 18, 2023

Mike Loved

To be stolen from, cheated, conned, have your work claimed by another party. The perpetrator is generally professional douche bag.

" Bill Twatwaffle told the boss your idea was his? Man, you got Mike Loved!!"

Mike Loved by Corinne C December 20, 2016