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30 second microwave job

A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds
That boy just got a 30 second microwave job
by Rodeogirl777 March 1, 2018
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Tactical Microwave

A microwave but has knives and looks like it's prepared for war

(People think everything that has tactical in it is sexually related.)
Person 1: Should I buy a microwave
Person 2: Buy a tactical Microwave
by Yesperson2000 February 2, 2022
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microwaving rice

a grave sin that will summon an 1800s army straight to your door
Person one: 'holy shit did you hear that guy was microwaving rice'
Person two: 'damn, he has days left to live before the musket fire starts'
by Spidtar February 2, 2023
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microwave oven transformer

Okay, kids, a microwave oven transformer is NOT a sex position or one of megatrons henchmen, it is actually the one electrical component that kills more hobbyists than any other. BAM! Here is your definition. Now enjoy the rest of your day and make sure to not poke around inside a microwave or try to replicate anything you see online that involves using the transformer to generate high voltage electricity unless u really know what ur doing!
A young teenager who saw an article online about wood fracking decided to try and replicate it. He connected the microwave oven transformer up as seen in the article, but forgot to isolate himself properly and the ground outside was damp. He was electrocuted and died.
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Microwave

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cold food now warm
I'll microwave my leftovers and eat them for lunch.
by IFINALLYFOUNDYOU January 11, 2021
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Microwave

What your ducking dog is in :)

Don’t check….
Don’t….
by Eldbdjjsnajaak April 19, 2022
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