Person A: “Wow, I just got yelled at for something I didn’t do.”
Person B: “That’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”
Person B: “That’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”
by Dinneryum March 1, 2023
Get the Fucked up the ass without lubemug. A traditional saying in the English language that is usually intended to portray shock or pleasant surprise.
by Michael Fucking Bridges August 25, 2021
Get the Lube My Hands and Call Me Charliemug. The act of having sex with a jar or bottle of lube while pornographic images, videos, or other are loading on the computer. Usually found in suburban households where punk kids struggle with there attempt rebel against bush despite there demographic location in Canada.
Son: "One of my BMW's broke down so I am relieving my hardships through lusting over another man while shamefully spilling my seed."
Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."
Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."
by Dr. Kickass May 19, 2006
Get the lube job while you waitmug. by Chris Porter October 22, 2003
Get the recto warping butt munching anal lubemug. Saliva used as a sex lubricant.
Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.
Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.
“I spread her legs, used some Mexican Lube, and slid it right in.”
“What’s Mexican Lube?”
“Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”
“What’s Mexican Lube?”
“Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”
by CoachMatt May 24, 2022
Get the Mexican Lubemug. i lube you all drwH
by AllanTheKing November 25, 2016
Get the lubemug. A cylindrical shaped container housing the slick substance known as lube. Often used by gay men before they butt-fuck each other. Sometimes flavored to elevate the pleasure of the anal participants.
*Denver tries to insert himself inside Ben's puckered asshole*
Ben: What THE FUCK Denver, at least use some lube.
Denver: I don't have any Benny.
Ben: Just grab the Tube o' Lube from the nightstand!
Ben: What THE FUCK Denver, at least use some lube.
Denver: I don't have any Benny.
Ben: Just grab the Tube o' Lube from the nightstand!
by mr.cj-peakok January 7, 2019
Get the Tube o' Lubemug.