meaghan logic

meaghan does something conflicting and then makes no sense, meaghan logic

Meaghan: mutes during a facetime-- her reason is she doesn't want me to hear her chewing her food, but she mutes after opening the box, which is effectively ear rape, the chewing is not disturbing, her whole reason is to prevent a disturbance, and yet she does so prior to muting. Her point? None. Her reasoning? Voided. This is meaghan logic folks.

by cupofteateacup June 5, 2021

Bot Logic

A term used to describe strange or illogical decisions made by artificial intelligence.

"So I was playing Left 4 Dead 2 and while I was being mobbed by zombies on the ground, the bot decided to ignore me and walk away."
"That's bot logic for you."

by Latke Boi September 24, 2016

A.M. logic

Plans for your day that ONLY make sense because you aren't ready to get outta bed.

*Alarm clock buzzes at 7am*

Head voice: "I got an 8:00am meeting, but its raining out so no one will show up 'til 8:30 anyway."

*Alarm goes off at 7am*

Head voice: "If I skip the gym this morning I can squeeze it in tonight after monday night football."

I thought I could sleep in yet get to work on time if I dressed down and skipped breakfast. A.M. logic is dangerous.

by Underdawg215 October 21, 2010

Gaz logic

logic that makes 0 sense, not just to me, but to you, your mum and Capri

Gaz: I don’t like drinking in the day coz it might make me look green
Ben: mate that makes no sense, such Gaz logic

by Jez clarkson October 8, 2021

Lylah Logic

Logic that doesn't exactly make sense to normal people, but it makes sense because Lylah said it.
This Logic may be confusing at times, but in the end, the logic said by Lylah is correct. Just because she said it is.

Lylah: You're gay because I said so.
Person: That doesn't make sense.
Lylah: It doesn't have to, its Lylah Logic.

by TheBestPersonEverToExist June 30, 2022

Wild Logic

When you know there are consequences to the situation you are in but don't care what they are.

I am going to jump off this roof with wild logic

by thewizzyman June 18, 2017

Galenic Logic

Arguing a point to someone who is disagreeing with you yet not holding an opinion one way or the other and usually lacking the intelligence to argue in the first place.

Yeah and his galenic logic isn't helping

by Fnangu_Skxawng February 26, 2011