Lylah Logic

Logic that doesn't exactly make sense to normal people, but it makes sense because Lylah said it.
This Logic may be confusing at times, but in the end, the logic said by Lylah is correct. Just because she said it is.

Lylah: You're gay because I said so.
Person: That doesn't make sense.
Lylah: It doesn't have to, its Lylah Logic.

by TheBestPersonEverToExist June 30, 2022

Gaz logic

logic that makes 0 sense, not just to me, but to you, your mum and Capri

Gaz: I don’t like drinking in the day coz it might make me look green
Ben: mate that makes no sense, such Gaz logic

by Jez clarkson October 8, 2021

Haley logic

Haley logic is a series of thought process consisting of pure crackheadery. It has a minimum of .1% accuracy and is confusing as hell.

Person 1:“Imagine if trees could walk”?

Person 2: tf kinda Haley logic u using😂

by I.think.itz.fine October 22, 2019

PR Logic

A term used when an item, event, or entity in-game is considered illogical and does not reflect what would happen in real life. Also, many people hate PR logic, they say it's unfair, not understandable, and not even explainable.

Noob: HOW?! This water shouldn't have killed me!
Intermediate: Some water kills you, some water doesn't. Must be PR logic.

by anonymous December 13, 2020

Galenic Logic

Arguing a point to someone who is disagreeing with you yet not holding an opinion one way or the other and usually lacking the intelligence to argue in the first place.

Yeah and his galenic logic isn't helping

by Fnangu_Skxawng February 26, 2011

logic-chopping

The practice of engaging in excessively pedantic argument, going to the extreme and unnecessary intricacies.

"Let the Almighty step in and arrange things in a proper way. No more logic-chopping!"
used by the Indian revolutionary Bhagat Singh in his essay - Why I am an Atheist, while ridiculing the theists for their ultra-philosophical answers of grief in the world and God's role in it.

by mdadilhn May 19, 2016

Simple Logic

Secretly an alt

Person 1: Bro who is simple logic
Tingles: not me!

by Aguywithashortname November 14, 2019