Dookie Locker

The hole where your shit is stored.

Strawberry Alice let me fuck her in the dookie locker for a six pack of Old Milwaukee.

by LeRoy Rogers July 9, 2024

Meat Locker

Where you work, because you are nothing but a piece of fucking meat to your company.

See you later family, I’m off to the meat locker. Hope I bring home some Covid that kills you all! Love you!

by Flexo Rodriguez May 26, 2022

locker run

The act of opening a line of lockers, then closing them as you run to the other side.

Person A: I got bored in the locker room, so I decided to do a locker run.
Person B: Must've been noisy.

by ChameleonDragon May 9, 2019

Pumping meat locker

PUMPING MEAT LOCKER!! Is a game where one player lays on they’re stomach on a couch and another player runs from one couch arm to the other while running over the player laying in they’re stomach until the laying player can’t take it anymore. Then they swap places.

My sister almost broke my back playing Pumping Meat Locker on the couch last night.

by Fenwaypro55 May 11, 2019

Lockered

(Past Participle)
1: To be hazed. Generally, by upperclassmen. Derivative of being shoved in a school locker.

2: To be completely shut out in sports or an online game. To score no points and contribute absolutely nothing to one's team.

3: Skunked.

4: Totally humiliated.

”Oh smoke! I got Lockered! Sorry about that last game gentlemen. I’m ashamed of myself.”

by alpine_w October 2, 2024

locker room crack

Those little chunks of white deodorant that's on the floor and in the lockers of a locker room. Often times they resemble lines of cocaine when they're smeared or smudged.

"Dude what is this white shit in my locker?"

"That's probably locker room crack."

"Crack? Really?"

"No it's deodorant, but it sure does look like crack."

by JuanManClaus June 1, 2019

locker diving

The end of the school year ritual where teachers and poor kids comb through the trash thrown out by other students as they clean out their lockers in search of usable school supplies for the next school year such as pens, pencils, and unused paper.

"Did you see the haul Mrs. Wright got locker diving? She ended up with about 5,000 pages of notebook paper, twenty binders, fifty five pencils and thirty pens!"
"Yeah, she's set for next years Algebra 1 math class."

by Daniel H. B. May 28, 2023