Hot Lipton

After a night of drinking your friend wakes up and immediately leaves. While your cleaning up the empties you smell something strange in the room he was sleeping in. You blame it on the neighbors cooking and continue cleaning. All of a sudden you notice your shit has been moved around you look a little closer and low and behold there is a pile of human crap in the corner of the room.

That fucker left a Hot Lipton in my house last night. Tell him to get his ass back here and clean it.

If that asshole doesn't get back here and clean up his Hot Lipton I'm tagging a picture of it to his FB profile.

by sincerely pissed January 13, 2011

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linston

noun: an obese man's tiny weiner..

l in s ton

1 in. 5 ton

the obese individual's cock is only 1 inch long, but it's so fat that it still weighs 5 tons.

(this originated in barrhaven, ontario. fuck anyone who says otherwise)

commenting on fat dude walking by: that fat dude right there's got a linston for sure

by you_know_me_613 March 7, 2010

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Binge listening

Repeatedly listening to a song, an album or an artist without pause until you are sick and tired of the music and can't stand it anymore.

Most commonly done by crazy fangirls with a lot of free time.
Can last for anything between four days and two months. (Fangirls will never tell another fangirl that they are tired of the song or album.)

Fangirl 1: Have you heard One Direction's Live While We're Young? I love it so much!"
Fangirl 2: Omg yes I've been binge listening to it all summer, my fave!"
Fangirl 1: *Starts playing Live While We're Young.*
Fangirl 2: *Mentally pulls their own hair.*

by silyeah November 9, 2015

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