legal lady

A classy woman with expensive designer clothes and handbags.

Look at her with that Louis Vuitton, she's a legal lady.

by Mmmmm91 December 10, 2013

legalize nuclear warheads

legalize nuclear warheads is my username :)

the person with the username legalize nuclear warheads on urbandictionary.com is a very cool dude

by legalize nuclear warheads June 2, 2023

It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .

Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!

by QuacksO January 4, 2020

Legally incompetent

Nope. No conflation here. I'm maintaining a pretty consistent standard here.

Hym "Nope. I set the bar at legally incompetent. No conflation here."

by Hym Iam March 25, 2023

Legaler

When someone is more legal than you

P1 "You do it"
P2 "No, you do it, you're legaler"

by みゆなつき August 13, 2017