The epitome of the word cunt. Often has delusions of grandeur that’s he’s a top bloke but is in fact the biggest piece of shit.
by Flatearth September 07, 2021
Sexy Cute and gorgeous beautiful man. He loves basketball, gets all the hoes, and very loyal. He is handsome asf and a very cool person for a friend or boyfriend.
by lhfor November 23, 2021
Hottest man Alive. Super loyal and will never leave for anybody else. He is more sexy than Ivan and luke
My boyfriend Lance, is so handsome
by Kumalala Chesta June 09, 2022
He is always there to listen give advice. He has a mysterious life and a very normal one he keeps them apart but there is something very captivating about his personality. He is very intelligent and fun to be around.
Lance
by Thispagewasmadeforme November 05, 2020
Predator. Two pump wanna Bea pornstar. He will put G in your Jamba juice ask you if your hungry and want to get food then tell your wife how cock hungry you were on a 4.5 mile car ride that took over 2 hours (that you will have no recollection of other than everyone being mad that you came back with no food... & That he kept on apologizing for being a 2 pump, limp dick, creepy old man) ask around about Mr Fritz & You will hear some straight up R-3 shit! Check your timeline and it just may lead you to the street he took advantage of you on! I found cameras maybe you will too!
Lance, why couldn't you wait tell I was awake or coherent to fuck me? Lance I said NO! Lance makes sure your unable to say no!
by Nomeansnosirlancealot February 03, 2020