Person A: “Wow, I just got yelled at for something I didn’t do.”
Person B: “That’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”
Person B: “That’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”
by Dinneryum March 01, 2023
A traditional saying in the English language that is usually intended to portray shock or pleasant surprise.
by Michael Fucking Bridges August 25, 2021
The act of having sex with a jar or bottle of lube while pornographic images, videos, or other are loading on the computer. Usually found in suburban households where punk kids struggle with there attempt rebel against bush despite there demographic location in Canada.
Son: "One of my BMW's broke down so I am relieving my hardships through lusting over another man while shamefully spilling my seed."
Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."
Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."
by Dr. Kickass May 12, 2006
Your such a recto warping butt munching anal lube
by Chris Porter October 22, 2003
Using a substance not meant for use as lube as lube such as melted nails bean juice and spicy hot dog water
Colt likes foreign lubing on the weekend his favourite foreign lube is moss water fresh from the forest
by Kinky_collin February 22, 2025
When you give yourself a mild allergic reaction to thicken up your flem like a placenta to enjoy self pleasuring moreso.
by Gatorprimus6969 February 17, 2024
When it's cold and you feel like you have snot coming out of your nostrils, but they are dry to the touch.
by Richie Roach October 15, 2023