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Fucked up the ass without lube

Used to define something that’s unpleasant
Person A: “Wow, I just got yelled at for something I didn’t do.”

Person B: “That’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”
by Dinneryum March 1, 2023
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Lube My Hands and Call Me Charlie

A traditional saying in the English language that is usually intended to portray shock or pleasant surprise.
"Well, lube my hands and call me Charlie! I didn't know you were planning a party for me!"
by Michael Fucking Bridges August 25, 2021
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lube job while you wait

The act of having sex with a jar or bottle of lube while pornographic images, videos, or other are loading on the computer. Usually found in suburban households where punk kids struggle with there attempt rebel against bush despite there demographic location in Canada.
Son: "One of my BMW's broke down so I am relieving my hardships through lusting over another man while shamefully spilling my seed."

Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."
by Dr. Kickass May 19, 2006
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Lube Mcgay

A weird person that is so gay it makes everybody in the same room as him scream and run away.
Lube Mcgay wouldn't stop following me last night, I thought he was doing to touch me.
by gaybrielisanerd June 9, 2023
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Lube

When your masturbating And you don’t want crusty semen on your dick so you use lube.
Jake:Pass me the lube imma mastubate
Frank:Don’t waste all the lube imma use it later
by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024
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mississippi mud lube

When you eat a girl out with a fat dip in.
The redneck ate his girlfriend out giving her some mississippi mud lube.
by Kylepompom April 24, 2016
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