led a merry dance

To be given “the run around” by someone or a situation. this is done when you are given false/incomplete information either on purpose or by accident

synonym : being led astray

Me : i called my bank up for the 12th time and they said my money should have been in my bank 2 days ago ffs

my friend : sounds like you’re being led a merry dance mate

by Just_a_simp May 16, 2021

Ass Full Of Led

Shooting someone, normally suggesting in the ass.

Loan Shark: Gimme The Money!
Guy: I Ain't Got Your Money!
Loan Shark: Get Me The Money By Tomorrow Or Im Gonna Pump Your Ass Full Of Led!

by Del bruv January 26, 2009

LED milk

Long Expiration Date

-Are you drinking the milk you bought last month? >_>
-Chillax, it`s LED milk.
-LED?
-Long Expiration Date milk, dummy.

by Midnighthunter May 27, 2015

Led Injection

A fired bullet. Particularly used when it hits a target. (The action of shooting something/somebody)

Char 1: "Step the fuck back right now before I give you a led injection!" (Points gun)
Char 2: "Whoa, Whoa! Okay!"

by AdielenDaFelon January 03, 2025

Green LEDs

Used by people that are afraid of coming out of the closet.

Did you see his Green LEDs?
Yeah, he must be REALLY gay!

by SirCharlesIII December 30, 2023

Led Fairy

A man that makes another man hard. He is putting led in his pencil.

Ben got an erection when Tyler pretended to pole dance. Wow Tyler is such a led fairy.

by penisbrakingsally November 13, 2010

These Malbom Led Malbom

Malbom30 leading the way for himself

Wow, These Malbom Led Malbom

by Ali AA March 03, 2023