led a merry dance

To be given “the run around” by someone or a situation. this is done when you are given false/incomplete information either on purpose or by accident

synonym : being led astray

Me : i called my bank up for the 12th time and they said my money should have been in my bank 2 days ago ffs

my friend : sounds like you’re being led a merry dance mate

by Just_a_simp May 16, 2021

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Led Tarpaulin

A generic term for a rock & roll tribute band that uses a semi-clever name to evoke the famous artist or band it covers, as, for example, the term itself evokes Led Zeppelin (covers, tarpaulin, get it?) See, e.g., By Jovi, Petty Cash, Proxy Music.

Saturday night we went to The Cave and saw that Led Tarpaulin outfit "Springsboomer" -- man, those guys can really play Bruce's stuff from the 70s and 80s!

by FitofPeak2 December 10, 2024

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Led Injection

A fired bullet. Particularly used when it hits a target. (The action of shooting something/somebody)

Char 1: "Step the fuck back right now before I give you a led injection!" (Points gun)
Char 2: "Whoa, Whoa! Okay!"

by AdielenDaFelon January 3, 2025

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Jo Led

Kicking someone's ass so hard they explode into 1 million pieces and get buried in shit

I just Jo Led him so hard

by wegertw August 4, 2025

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Led Rail

An upgraded version of a Lead Rack, where the line of pencil shavings is stretched out to the full length of a Hermitage desk. Only the boldest (or dumbest) go for the Led Rail, risking a nostril full of graphite and a brain full of regret.

"Reckon you can handle a Led Rail, mate? That Hermitage desk is a metre long—hope your nose is up for it."

by FlapSlapper1998 February 20, 2025

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