Lying dildo

A man who is able to satisfy all of a woman's needs, but has no feelings for her.

She's headed for a fall. He's a lying dildo.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Lying

There is a great many things that are considered lying. If someone tells you something false, knowing it is false, they are lying to you. If someone breaks a promise they made to you, they lied to you when they made the promise. If someone tells the truth, but leaves important details out, they are still lying. If someone (say you're in a relationship) is going behind your back, about important things (going to girls/boys houses without informing you) that is withholding important information, which is lying!!!

I wish he would quit lying to me, it hurts!

by MidnightRavenn September 5, 2017

Laxing

To use a large amount of laxatives to shed mad pounds.

I'm going to the beach on Tuesday, so I'm laxing until next week, bro!

by Gross Tony February 29, 2008

lying motherfucker

See Rohan (7)

Lying, cheating, worthless scum of the Earth that hasn't had a shag in over a year cos' his dick is too infected.

Uuuuuuurgh look at that lying motherfucker Rohan - gross!

Rohan tried it on with me and I puked up from the stench of that lying motherfucker.

by q1w2e3r4t5 January 20, 2008

Avril Lavinge

winner of the Hot Topic national "Customer of the year" award. For five years running.

And this year, our customer of the year award goes to...*Drum roll*...Ahh crap, her again...

by Neil March 19, 2005

laiying

A term use in Tokyo for beautiful Chinese girls that go around turning heads (sometimes truncated to lai)

Chen-chi were laiying last night!!

by Lan1979 December 20, 2007

teeth lying

teeth lying is the engaging of oral sex without Biting the
Penise.

phone slang : what a fella gotta do to get yo teeth lying.
music slang : I wanna fuck you till yo teeth lying.
porn slang : my throbbing pussy makes me feel like my teeth are lying.

by regardless devon victory February 15, 2008