by jaffa May 1, 2006
Get the Kited mug.(v) To dominate something completely and utterly in a disturbing manner. Although it can refer to the physical process of ass raping, it is used more commonly with the kind of connotation such as pwn.
Derivived from the novel Kite Runner, by Kahled Hosseini, in the part where the protagonist of the novel, Amir, watches his best friend get raped from the behind by the angagonist, Assef. This term is synonymous with pwn, own, ass rape, rape, dominate, fuck, screw, damn, destroy, defile, bang, forcibly violate, domineer, et cetera.
Derivived from the novel Kite Runner, by Kahled Hosseini, in the part where the protagonist of the novel, Amir, watches his best friend get raped from the behind by the angagonist, Assef. This term is synonymous with pwn, own, ass rape, rape, dominate, fuck, screw, damn, destroy, defile, bang, forcibly violate, domineer, et cetera.
Guys, Let's Kite Runner this test!!
Oh man! he just got Kite Runnered!
I'm so Kite Runnered!!I completely forgot our project was due today!
Oh man! he just got Kite Runnered!
I'm so Kite Runnered!!I completely forgot our project was due today!
by Y3110VV September 24, 2005
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Someone who constantly looks for an excuse to use their knife to accomplish trivial tasks that could easily be solved using you bare hands/teeth.
Dave: "Oh sweet a pack of skittles!"
*Pulls out knife from belt clip*
Joe: "Dude, you realize that doesn't require a knife, right?"
Dave: "Yea but then I won't look like a badass."
Joe: " You, my friend, are a knife fag."
*Pulls out knife from belt clip*
Joe: "Dude, you realize that doesn't require a knife, right?"
Dave: "Yea but then I won't look like a badass."
Joe: " You, my friend, are a knife fag."
by RaGeQuaKe September 11, 2011
Get the knife fag mug.Bob: Did you see Lisa fall down those stairs?
Dan: Yeah, she totally tied her shoes together!
Bob: Wow, She's not the brightest shelf on the knife.
Dan: Yeah, she totally tied her shoes together!
Bob: Wow, She's not the brightest shelf on the knife.
by <name>insert<name/> September 1, 2007
Get the Not the brightest shelf on the knife mug.called kite sight cause when you are high as a fucking kite and everybody seems more attractive.
similar to beer goggles..
similar to beer goggles..
High Person:DUDE IAM SO HIGH AND THAT CHICK IS SO HOT
Sober Person: Nahh mate, you've got kite sight. She is a grenade mate.
Sober Person: Nahh mate, you've got kite sight. She is a grenade mate.
by tessamce February 24, 2011
Get the kite sight mug.Canadian slang for Douchebag. Also often used to describe someone who is seen as an annoying hanger on.
by Thomas the Canuck February 13, 2014
Get the kitestring mug.The result of combining a simple knife and a handgun, creating a close-quarters weapon that also fires rounds from the gun itself. First used in the "Let's Destroy Metal Gear Solid 3" video on YouTube, and also used in a 60's Spider-Man meme.
Snake: *holds knife and gun* "Knife..gun..KNIFEGUN."
Spider-Man: *holds knife and gun* "I can create..a knifegun."
Spider-Man: *holds knife and gun* "I can create..a knifegun."
by FalseEmissary March 5, 2015
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