Keith Hernandez

Alpha Male; one who is built of pure testosterone; fabled to be the second coming of Jesus Christ himself; stronger than Shaggy

People who worship God are secretly worshiping Keith Hernandez, who is God, and man, and spirit.

I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

Keith

To be Keithed. To Keith somebody requires the one speaking to be named Keith. If you are being spoken to by somebody named Keith, then you are being Keithed.

My grandson was Keithed by his maths teacher yesterday after class, for not doing his homework.

by Lung GD April 17, 2025

Keith

Fat idiot who gets no play no rizz no game no friends no life and gay

Someone “hey is that Keith?”
Someone 2 “who the fuck is that”

by FactualHuman69420 December 2, 2022

Keith Lee Effect

When a restaurant becomes extremely successful after Keith Lee himself tries the food and rates it 1-10 on TikTok.

Man, waiting in line at BJ’s restaurant is wild. It’s got that Keith Lee effect.

by anonymous March 19, 2023

Keith

In the same sense as 'Karen the Manager hunter' but male.

Hey Manager, We have another Keith out her looking to speak to you!

by Fishfillay May 16, 2019

Keith

god of gods, jesus of jesus, terrorer of johnson, robber of food and profesional competitive eater.

"OH MY GOD, IS THAT THE SEXY JESUS, KEITH????!?!?!?"

by tomatoeeeee June 22, 2022

Keith

gets no bitches, thats it

Ch40tic:damn i lost my girl
b1uexor:lmao ur like Keith

King Starry:fr tho

by Zane from discord May 21, 2022