Keyboard Attacker

An internet stalker/attacker.

I talked to her a few times, but she turned out to be a keyboard attacker.

by BEldridge November 14, 2005

keyboard nerd

a nerd who enjoys to play the keyboard whether it is their or not, like someone who plays the air guitar a keyboard nerd plays the air keyboard

wow man check ross out the keyboard nerd

by Jids February 4, 2006

Keyboard Queer

A person, particularly biased, uneducated, and part of the 5 letter system (visit 5 letter system in Urban Dictionary), and believes the first thing that appears to their eyes and ears, that goes online, particularly twitter, and seeks out posts they do not agree with, fact or opinion, and try to discredit or boycott it.

All these keyboard queers in the comments of my twitter post are so annoying!

by Toastyy34 June 21, 2021

Keyboard Spam

A keyboard spam is when someone smashes random letters on their keyboard, whether it be via mobile, desktop, or otherwise. Most of the time, keyboard spams have no literal connotation, they're just... Well, spams.
Someone could keyboard spam for various reasons. I, personally, keyboard spam when one of my friends says something that makes my brain go "alkajskahsuejsbsjd." But you could also spam out of frustration, excitement, speechlessness, embarrassment, or just pure boredom.
Keyboard spams can be followed by or placed after sentences (coherent or not), or just by themselves.

*Keyboard spam example: Flustered*
Friend 1: "Thanks, Darling. :)"
Friend 2: "akhekshrkegjevrj WHAG DID YOU JUST CALL ME"

*Keyboard spam example: Boredom*
Friend 1: "I'm bored.
Friend 2: "kssjebsjshdje"
Friend 1: "Same bro, same."

by bug boy June 21, 2022

keyboard warrior

a keyboard warrior is generally someone that is spending more time behind the keyboard (on the internet) than anywhere else. he will not quickly send a text message for a little question, he will not call you for anything - he will send PMs on forums and emails. the keyboard warrior is someone that asks many (often complete and utterly unneccesary) questions all the time on message boards and email, as if he had no logic himself to combine and get his answers from.

keyboard warrior example

by catherina sunbank October 12, 2007

Keyboard Commando

A pro white youth who wastes his time on a pc rather then training for war.

Mario is a keyboard commando

by Ne01 March 26, 2003

ergonomic keyboard

keyboard with "thoughtfully" spaced tites for freek, mutants, poo drinking crap people who perhaps drive daihatsu Terios's and complain about being old. Really they are just another sub group of a closet hipster. A hipster so ingrown they pretend they are better then hipsters by buying a "new" keyboard with a design strongly rooted in the shity 80's

HEY! Check out this cray new ergonomic keyboard I bought from K-Mart / Tandy / Electro Barn / JB / Grace Brothers.
"WOW! its like all bent and shit!!"
"Its totally space age"
"Do you think my hand looks big on this?"

by Jackmebones May 8, 2012