Kangaroo fight

When three vulva-bearing people stand in a semi-circle with their fingers out and a fourth jumps from person to person to person trying to get each finger in their vagina.

"My vagina is all scratched up from the last kangaroo fight. What a good time!"

by Jonathan the sheep December 28, 2021

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Kangaroo fighter

An exuberant, optimistic person who exclusively goes for cold and emotionally unavailable people. Derived from kangaroo fight.

"Lisa's hookups never turn into relationships. She's such a kangaroo fighter."

by Jonathan the sheep December 28, 2021

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kentucky kangaroo

When you’re banging a meth head and take her drugs so she kicks you off her

“Man I got kicked in the groin by that Kentucky kangaroo last night after I took her meth”

by The “Dumper” May 19, 2022

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This is when you spin her on your dick like a Beyblade and then stand up while she is still spinning. You then pick her up and start jumping and when she's about to puke you throw her onto the bed and jump on top of her. You then proceed to ejaculate onto her breasts while she pukes onto your dick.

Last night my girlfriend didn't make me any mack n cheese, so I made the bitch do a dizzy kangaroo

by BDB420 June 7, 2021

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kangaroo flipper

Kangaroo Flipper (noun):
A highly questionable culinary adventure, where one daringly employs a cream-filled gas station doughnut (preferably from Kangaroo) as an unconventional partner in self-love. After achieving the “cream filling” on one side, the audacious gourmet flips it around and takes a bite from the other end, proving that some snacks are truly multipurpose. Definitely not FDA approved. Enjoy responsibly—or not.

"After a long night, Dave decided to treat himself to a Kangaroo Flipper, but now he's questioning his life choices and his taste in doughnuts."

by Jkrider4x4 August 20, 2024

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