Jump

A hoe, whore, or slut. Somebody who "jumps" from dick to dick

Dude, shes hot. No, forget about her, shes a jump.

by stevekelting May 14, 2006

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jump the broom

Common-law marriage. It consists of two respected friends or relatives holding the ends of a broom about 4 inches from the ground. The happy couple jump together while holding hands. Some traditions are - if the broom is held knee-high, maybe you should re-consider because it'll be a difficult or an impossible jump. If you jump in unison, it's good luck and means much happiness. You'll always have two people praying for you two. It's free. Ya might be intoxicated when your Partner suggests it. Divorce is free and easy....It's a Black thing. An old slave tradition among the gullah-geechee islands in coastal Georgia and South Carolina.

#1 "My Lady's so crazy, we had to jump a mop because the broom was yellow. See, she hates yellow..."

#2 "Her Auntee and her Daughter held the broom like one inch from the floor. We landed in step and that was eight yrs. ago."

#3 "Dude, you might as well go jump the broom!"

by wsx56 May 28, 2008

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Australian Jump-Slap Fight

1. A form of competetive martial arts wherein two combatants face off against eachother on a pre-determined patch of grass, usually about 15x15 feet. The only rules are as follows: All blows must be delivered with an open hand, and a fighter must be clearly airborn while executing any attack. Fake-jumps are permitted to throw off an opponent's timing, but a counter-attack still must be performed while real-jumping. The bout ends when anybody gets exhausted from the constant leaping around, or when the whole thing isn't funny anymore, at which point a panel of three judges declares a winner based on who collectively whooped more ass. All of this is crazy enough to have probably originated somewhere in Australia.

2. A relatively safe way to settle disputes, while still resorting to violence, which rules.

1. Timothy won a 2-1 split decision over Gerald in that Australian Jump-Slap Fight, because he whooped more ass, but not unanimously.

2. "I'll Australian Jump-Slap Fight you for that last hot wing, bitch."

by j_dizzle2869 October 21, 2005

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bungy jump

after pounding her sushi, you decide to bungee jump. After bungee jump, you decide to jump in her bun. jump in the bun follows licking the ball bag and using them for polishing the sushi.

chu : i bungy jump in her bun.

phu : must be mad!!

by deadmeat007 July 25, 2011

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